Willow, check you out! Witch-Fu!
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Coffee On My Monitor
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beth b - Apr 30, 2004 5:42:48 pm PDT #6063 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
beth b - Apr 30, 2004 5:51:18 pm PDT #6064 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Neighbors
I stapled the Canadians
To their side of the border
But they wouldn't stay put
nor follow our order
Perhaps because
I used my library's stapler
At any rate, I'm sure
Vermont syrup's mapler.
Canadians are mean
But at least they don't stink
Like some other furriners
And dog breath, and mink
But they're so damned
"Nice" and also cute, it
Seems they're just too
Darned Canadian aboot it
Frost said, "Good fences
make good neighbors"
He didn't know about Canadians
Nor their evil labors
A Berliner might tell you,
"Eventually it will fall,"
But China's got the ticket
With their big, honkin' wall
our own Topic!Cindy
Theodosia - May 01, 2004 9:11:00 am PDT #6065 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Two from Great Write Way, context be damned:
erikaj :
If the world ends, will somebody come take my dictation?
connie neil:
Nearly every job I've gotten can be traced back to a Secretarial Typing course I took in high school. IBM Selectrics, those honking big beasts. First day of class, first instructions. "Turn on the machines". Big whirr of fans. "Hit the Return button." The guy sitting behind me does, and the carriage return flies off the machine onto the floor. He stares at it, then looks at the teacher.
"I should just drop this class now, right?"
Pix - May 02, 2004 4:49:12 am PDT #6066 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
Gus in Natter expressing one of the constant problems with posting on an articulate board:
OK, five attempts spell "Mediterranean", followed by a really long look at "synchronicities" in a suspicious manner makes me think it is time to toddle off.
Cass - May 02, 2004 5:39:46 pm PDT #6067 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
in Angel:
Cindy: Screw you WB, and your little frog, too.
DCJensen - May 03, 2004 6:42:51 am PDT #6068 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
P. M. Marcontell, in the Minearverse:
I'm a 12 year old boy. With tits.
Topic!Cindy - May 03, 2004 7:14:55 am PDT #6069 of 10000
What is even happening?
Teppy: Announcement: I find the "Announcement/Analysis" format strange and off-putting.
Analysis: I am perhaps a crankypants today. Send coffee and pastry.
Polter-Cow - May 03, 2004 8:11:43 am PDT #6070 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
In Minearverse, ita sez, regarding fanboys who like girls who like comics:
I'm so over the "chick on my (stereotypically masculine) turf! Hawt!" thing.
So tommyrot responds with:
So chicks aren't impressed when I think it's hot that they can vote?
Kate P. - May 03, 2004 9:13:51 am PDT #6071 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
In Movies:
Aimee (has just seen The Ring and is scared of her TV):
I'm scared that creepy fucking child is going to crawl out of it.
Frankenbuddha:
Creepy little girl only comes with Comcast, from what I've heard. So if you don't have Comcast, you should be safe.
If you have Comcast, you're fucked anyway, so the the creepy little girl is sort a relief.
Consuela:
I have Comcast, but I'm NGA. Do I need to upgrade?
Pix - May 03, 2004 9:47:22 am PDT #6072 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
beth b:
TIVO
billytea:
Sure, mock my pain. Or just record it and mock it later.