A thrust-and-parry on the dangers of the internet in Minearverse:
Betsy: At my 13-year-old daughter's annual checkup, I was told not to let her use the computer for more than an hour a day. Yes, as a safety precaution. Apparently Internet stalkers are powerless in 59 minutes, but in 61, watch out.
DXMachina: That was the reason they gave? Internet stalkers? Did they also suggest you have Lo-Jack implanted just in case your daughter is five minutes late for dinner?
Betsy: Yeah. "It's a progressive issue. First they only talk to their friends, and then they think it's okay to talk to their friends' friends, and then they start talking to strangers." My daughter's pediatrician, protecting her from the bad men. From now on, I'm sending the kid out to hang around streetcorners instead.
Emily: Oh, I figured they were trying to give her a few good years before the repetitive motion injuries started to kick in.
In Natter:
Burrell:
t looks at baby
I better go grade.
Nilly:
I never graded with a baby, only with a green pen. I'm doing this all wrong.
Whitefonting the name of the writer, from Angel:
Vonnie K:
I'd like to have
Drew Goddard
's babies, please.
tommyrot:
Sadly, I am unable to have
Goddard
's babies.
Matt the Bruins fan:
I, however, am willing to give it the old college try just in case.
Why are you whitefonting the name of the writer, Trudy?
You might want to whitefont the content too, since the writer's gender is determinable from the quotes. IJS.
True. People outside North America may not yet know the gender.
True. People outside North America may not yet know the gender.
Not everyone's a gender-spoiler-slut, missy.
Cool, but that's not mine...it's quote that I didn't attribute, but fuck it, he has a house in France, what does he care? When I have a house in France penniless geeks can take credit for my quotes. Promise.
