River ,'Objects In Space'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Wolfram, also in Angel:
Exactly. In the real world, if you kidnapped a child from a parent because you thought he was in danger, and you were wrong or even couldn't prove that you were right, you could go to jail. Of course so could Batman, so maybe that doesn't prove anything.
Off-topic in Bureaucracy --
Lee: The scary part is, Aimee just told me yesterday I should feel free to stop by unannounced, once the baby is born.
DXMachina: Where do you think MM gets his zombies?
billytea: Wal-Mart?
Frankenbuddha: Nah, that's where he gets the guns. And the braaaaaaains.
Miracleman, in Bitches, re: the Empress at work:
My wife.
I think I'll fear her.
call the police
Gudanov:
I don't like hanging laundry, I prefer the just-throw-it-in-the-dryer approach instead. Plus, way back in the day of hanging laundry in the backyard, the dogs would steal my underwear and play tug-of-war with it.
Moments later, he adds in another post:
The underwear in the laundry, not the underwear I was wearing.
amych:
Darn. Just when I was imagining the old Coppertone ads.
Bat-love as only the Buffistas could express it....
Miracleman:
Alfred's one that they messed around with when it would be convenient.
DXMachina:
He was also dead for a while back in the sixties.
Frankenbuddha:
Oh right. And he was also a villain for a while after that, wasn't he?
amych:
He came back wrong.
Steph L.:
What, did he fuck Two-Face?
MFNLaw in Minearverse:
Hehe. The new b.org motto: We WILL make a slave of you at some point. For now, just enjoy the porn.
[note to shrift: Is there any way to post a picture on the BRQG? Allyson has this post in Natter, and it's hurting me, but it would make no sense in COMM/BRQG, as it is just a link to a photo (which is hurting me more).]
Allyson "Natter 23: Blipverts are killing people." Apr 23, 2004 5:12:25 pm PDT
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Allyson: I think we should let Darwin sort this shit out.
erika, showing why she is the dark goddess in Bitches:
Hi...I got to impress local Buffy fans with my knowing of OMWF lyrics. "Wow, you know all of them!" some woman said. "I'm a buffista. I know everything." I said. And I got to wear my goth shirt.
amych in comics thread:
This is the shit that ruined Snuffleupagus, and don't think I'm not still bitter.
Jesse: I love when my vague half knowledge about things can be fleshed out.
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