I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time, so he's gotta be pretty far gone.

Dawn ,'Beneath You'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


DCJensen - Apr 22, 2004 8:35:56 am PDT #6001 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

ErikaJ, in Bitches:

If ignorance is bliss, she must be orgasmic.


Wolfram - Apr 22, 2004 8:41:19 am PDT #6002 of 10000
Visilurking

True. People outside North America may not yet know the gender.

Not everyone's a gender-spoiler-slut, missy.


erikaj - Apr 22, 2004 8:44:31 am PDT #6003 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Cool, but that's not mine...it's quote that I didn't attribute, but fuck it, he has a house in France, what does he care? When I have a house in France penniless geeks can take credit for my quotes. Promise.


DCJensen - Apr 22, 2004 4:52:48 pm PDT #6004 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

ita, in Angel:

Is there a site with second sight cites? That'd be really useful. Or confusing.


Polter-Cow - Apr 23, 2004 5:10:32 am PDT #6005 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Wolfram, also in Angel:

Exactly. In the real world, if you kidnapped a child from a parent because you thought he was in danger, and you were wrong or even couldn't prove that you were right, you could go to jail. Of course so could Batman, so maybe that doesn't prove anything.


Fred Pete - Apr 23, 2004 5:27:51 am PDT #6006 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Off-topic in Bureaucracy --

Lee: The scary part is, Aimee just told me yesterday I should feel free to stop by unannounced, once the baby is born.

DXMachina: Where do you think MM gets his zombies?

billytea: Wal-Mart?

Frankenbuddha: Nah, that's where he gets the guns. And the braaaaaaains.


Connie Neil - Apr 23, 2004 9:20:55 am PDT #6007 of 10000
brillig

Miracleman, in Bitches, re: the Empress at work:

My wife.

I think I'll fear her.

call the police


Theodosia - Apr 23, 2004 10:00:04 am PDT #6008 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Gudanov:

I don't like hanging laundry, I prefer the just-throw-it-in-the-dryer approach instead. Plus, way back in the day of hanging laundry in the backyard, the dogs would steal my underwear and play tug-of-war with it.

Moments later, he adds in another post:

The underwear in the laundry, not the underwear I was wearing.

amych:

Darn. Just when I was imagining the old Coppertone ads.


Jon B. - Apr 23, 2004 10:51:10 am PDT #6009 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Bat-love as only the Buffistas could express it....

Miracleman:

Alfred's one that they messed around with when it would be convenient.

DXMachina:

He was also dead for a while back in the sixties.

Frankenbuddha:

Oh right. And he was also a villain for a while after that, wasn't he?

amych:

He came back wrong.

Steph L.:

What, did he fuck Two-Face?


Astarte - Apr 23, 2004 9:08:48 pm PDT #6010 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

MFNLaw in Minearverse:

Hehe. The new b.org motto: We WILL make a slave of you at some point. For now, just enjoy the porn.