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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Beverly - Apr 21, 2004 4:32:48 am PDT #5985 of 10000

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Proud mama flea on one of our Buffista babies:

Eve the flealet is almost 8 months old - she sits, she scoots, she shops, she sneezes, and she's going to be a fireman when the floods roll back. But first she's going to pull all my hair out (lovingly) and gnaw her teeth in. She's great. This week, she's even sleeping for more than 2 hours in a row at night!

Nilly - Apr 21, 2004 4:49:55 am PDT #5986 of 10000

Swouncing

Natter:

shrift: Edited because there isn't enough coffee in the world.

Nilly - Apr 21, 2004 8:58:31 am PDT #5987 of 10000

Swouncing

Of all places, Bureaucracy:

Sean: Yeah, the horse is not just gone from that barn.... at this point we have a bunch of albums full of postcards the horse has sent us from all the fabulous places it "wishes we were there."

Katie M - Apr 21, 2004 9:31:38 am PDT #5988 of 10000

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

In Movies, about the upcoming movie version of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

ita:

What if they base it on the computer game, or something?

DX:

If they do, I'm spoiled for the Babelfish sequence.

(I'm sorry. I know it's not fair to COMM Infocom jokes. But funny!)

Jon B. - Apr 21, 2004 10:28:34 am PDT #5989 of 10000

A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Shift, in Other Media, w/o context, of course:

When it comes to Dick, it doesn't even need to be porny.

Trudy Booth - Apr 21, 2004 10:31:19 am PDT #5990 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Lilty Cash: ... Now, replying with "I'd rather throw a stapler at your head" is the wrong thing to do here, right?

DXMachina: Your mistake is replying. This just warns her. The correct response would be to throw the stapler immediately.

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Lysana - Apr 21, 2004 11:23:55 am PDT #5991 of 10000

Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog

Connie Neil, in Bitches:

Every year's a fucking year, Deb. It's just that sometimes they use lube.

SuziQ - Apr 21, 2004 11:23:59 am PDT #5992 of 10000

Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Connie Neil: Every year's a fucking year, Deb. It's just that sometimes they use lube.

darn - got beat.

Steph L. - Apr 21, 2004 11:52:19 am PDT #5993 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

bon bon: I came in here to SQUEEE because big partner whose law babies I want to have because he's so awesome asked if I would like to go to a white collar crime luncheon tomorrow!

Jesse: What do you get to do at a white collar crime luncheon? Use someone else's credit card to pay?

DavidS - Apr 21, 2004 12:01:50 pm PDT #5994 of 10000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Jesse: OK. I just got an email over a listserv where the guy signed himself: JD, MBA, MA Int'l Aff's, MSW, MSHR, MPP

Nutty: MBA + MSW = putting at-risk children to work in your evil factory?
MPA + MPP = First your department, tomorrow the world!
MSW + MA Int'l Affairs = holding the hand of the whole world.
JD + MBA = you are the devil and make sweet sweet love to Saddam Hussein.

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