Atherton: Half the men in this room wish you were on their arm, tonight. Inara: Only half. I must be losing my indefinable allure.

'Shindig'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Wolfram - Apr 22, 2004 8:28:02 am PDT #5999 of 10000
Visilurking

You might want to whitefont the content too, since the writer's gender is determinable from the quotes. IJS.


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2004 8:34:23 am PDT #6000 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

True. People outside North America may not yet know the gender.


DCJensen - Apr 22, 2004 8:35:56 am PDT #6001 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

ErikaJ, in Bitches:

If ignorance is bliss, she must be orgasmic.


Wolfram - Apr 22, 2004 8:41:19 am PDT #6002 of 10000
Visilurking

True. People outside North America may not yet know the gender.

Not everyone's a gender-spoiler-slut, missy.


erikaj - Apr 22, 2004 8:44:31 am PDT #6003 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Cool, but that's not mine...it's quote that I didn't attribute, but fuck it, he has a house in France, what does he care? When I have a house in France penniless geeks can take credit for my quotes. Promise.


DCJensen - Apr 22, 2004 4:52:48 pm PDT #6004 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

ita, in Angel:

Is there a site with second sight cites? That'd be really useful. Or confusing.


Polter-Cow - Apr 23, 2004 5:10:32 am PDT #6005 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Wolfram, also in Angel:

Exactly. In the real world, if you kidnapped a child from a parent because you thought he was in danger, and you were wrong or even couldn't prove that you were right, you could go to jail. Of course so could Batman, so maybe that doesn't prove anything.


Fred Pete - Apr 23, 2004 5:27:51 am PDT #6006 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Off-topic in Bureaucracy --

Lee: The scary part is, Aimee just told me yesterday I should feel free to stop by unannounced, once the baby is born.

DXMachina: Where do you think MM gets his zombies?

billytea: Wal-Mart?

Frankenbuddha: Nah, that's where he gets the guns. And the braaaaaaains.


Connie Neil - Apr 23, 2004 9:20:55 am PDT #6007 of 10000
brillig

Miracleman, in Bitches, re: the Empress at work:

My wife.

I think I'll fear her.

call the police


Theodosia - Apr 23, 2004 10:00:04 am PDT #6008 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Gudanov:

I don't like hanging laundry, I prefer the just-throw-it-in-the-dryer approach instead. Plus, way back in the day of hanging laundry in the backyard, the dogs would steal my underwear and play tug-of-war with it.

Moments later, he adds in another post:

The underwear in the laundry, not the underwear I was wearing.

amych:

Darn. Just when I was imagining the old Coppertone ads.