Natter:
shrift: Edited because there isn't enough coffee in the world.
Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.
'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Nilly - Apr 21, 2004 4:49:55 am PDT #5986 of 10000
Swouncing
Nilly - Apr 21, 2004 8:58:31 am PDT #5987 of 10000
Swouncing
Of all places, Bureaucracy:
Sean: Yeah, the horse is not just gone from that barn.... at this point we have a bunch of albums full of postcards the horse has sent us from all the fabulous places it "wishes we were there."
Katie M - Apr 21, 2004 9:31:38 am PDT #5988 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
In Movies, about the upcoming movie version of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
ita:
What if they base it on the computer game, or something?
DX:
If they do, I'm spoiled for the Babelfish sequence.
(I'm sorry. I know it's not fair to COMM Infocom jokes. But funny!)
Jon B. - Apr 21, 2004 10:28:34 am PDT #5989 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Shift, in Other Media, w/o context, of course:
When it comes to Dick, it doesn't even need to be porny.
Trudy Booth - Apr 21, 2004 10:31:19 am PDT #5990 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Lilty Cash: ... Now, replying with "I'd rather throw a stapler at your head" is the wrong thing to do here, right?
DXMachina: Your mistake is replying. This just warns her. The correct response would be to throw the stapler immediately.
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Lysana - Apr 21, 2004 11:23:55 am PDT #5991 of 10000
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog
Connie Neil, in Bitches:
Every year's a fucking year, Deb. It's just that sometimes they use lube.
SuziQ - Apr 21, 2004 11:23:59 am PDT #5992 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Connie Neil: Every year's a fucking year, Deb. It's just that sometimes they use lube.
darn - got beat.
Steph L. - Apr 21, 2004 11:52:19 am PDT #5993 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
bon bon: I came in here to SQUEEE because big partner whose law babies I want to have because he's so awesome asked if I would like to go to a white collar crime luncheon tomorrow!
Jesse: What do you get to do at a white collar crime luncheon? Use someone else's credit card to pay?
DavidS - Apr 21, 2004 12:01:50 pm PDT #5994 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Jesse: OK. I just got an email over a listserv where the guy signed himself: JD, MBA, MA Int'l Aff's, MSW, MSHR, MPP
Nutty:
MBA + MSW = putting at-risk children to work in your evil factory?
MPA + MPP = First your department, tomorrow the world!
MSW + MA Int'l Affairs = holding the hand of the whole world.
JD + MBA = you are the devil and make sweet sweet love to Saddam Hussein.
Consuela - Apr 21, 2004 5:56:57 pm PDT #5995 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
A thrust-and-parry on the dangers of the internet in Minearverse:
Betsy: At my 13-year-old daughter's annual checkup, I was told not to let her use the computer for more than an hour a day. Yes, as a safety precaution. Apparently Internet stalkers are powerless in 59 minutes, but in 61, watch out.
DXMachina: That was the reason they gave? Internet stalkers? Did they also suggest you have Lo-Jack implanted just in case your daughter is five minutes late for dinner?
Betsy: Yeah. "It's a progressive issue. First they only talk to their friends, and then they think it's okay to talk to their friends' friends, and then they start talking to strangers." My daughter's pediatrician, protecting her from the bad men. From now on, I'm sending the kid out to hang around streetcorners instead.
Emily: Oh, I figured they were trying to give her a few good years before the repetitive motion injuries started to kick in.