Xander ,'End of Days'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Lilty Cash: ... Now, replying with "I'd rather throw a stapler at your head" is the wrong thing to do here, right?
DXMachina: Your mistake is replying. This just warns her. The correct response would be to throw the stapler immediately.
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Connie Neil, in Bitches:
Every year's a fucking year, Deb. It's just that sometimes they use lube.
Connie Neil: Every year's a fucking year, Deb. It's just that sometimes they use lube.
darn - got beat.
bon bon: I came in here to SQUEEE because big partner whose law babies I want to have because he's so awesome asked if I would like to go to a white collar crime luncheon tomorrow!
Jesse: What do you get to do at a white collar crime luncheon? Use someone else's credit card to pay?
Jesse: OK. I just got an email over a listserv where the guy signed himself: JD, MBA, MA Int'l Aff's, MSW, MSHR, MPP
Nutty:
MBA + MSW = putting at-risk children to work in your evil factory?
MPA + MPP = First your department, tomorrow the world!
MSW + MA Int'l Affairs = holding the hand of the whole world.
JD + MBA = you are the devil and make sweet sweet love to Saddam Hussein.
A thrust-and-parry on the dangers of the internet in Minearverse:
Betsy: At my 13-year-old daughter's annual checkup, I was told not to let her use the computer for more than an hour a day. Yes, as a safety precaution. Apparently Internet stalkers are powerless in 59 minutes, but in 61, watch out.
DXMachina: That was the reason they gave? Internet stalkers? Did they also suggest you have Lo-Jack implanted just in case your daughter is five minutes late for dinner?
Betsy: Yeah. "It's a progressive issue. First they only talk to their friends, and then they think it's okay to talk to their friends' friends, and then they start talking to strangers." My daughter's pediatrician, protecting her from the bad men. From now on, I'm sending the kid out to hang around streetcorners instead.
Emily: Oh, I figured they were trying to give her a few good years before the repetitive motion injuries started to kick in.
In Natter:
Burrell: t looks at baby I better go grade.
Nilly: I never graded with a baby, only with a green pen. I'm doing this all wrong.
Whitefonting the name of the writer, from Angel:
Vonnie K: I'd like to have Drew Goddard 's babies, please.
tommyrot: Sadly, I am unable to have Goddard 's babies.
Matt the Bruins fan: I, however, am willing to give it the old college try just in case.
Why are you whitefonting the name of the writer, Trudy?
You might want to whitefont the content too, since the writer's gender is determinable from the quotes. IJS.