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Deena - Apr 19, 2004 10:21:10 am PDT #5975 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Bitch solidarity:

Beverly:

Dear Deena's Doctor,

Please stop being a poopyhead, or we will come to your house, shave your cat, and teach your puppy to open the refrigerator. Thanks.

Sincerely,

The Bitches

beth b:

If i go smack your doctor with a clue stick - you are allowed to tell her the pain is all in her head.

eta the Empress' two cents (Imperial) to it:

Hey! Deena's doctor! YOU ARE AN EFFER!!

I hope yer boobs fall off.

And land on your head.

Trudy Booth - Apr 19, 2004 11:56:08 am PDT #5976 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jesse: It wouldn't surprise me if Lush stuff smelled like food to an ant -- it's a lot of natural food-type ingredients, right?

DXMachina: Heh.

Head ant: C'mon you guys. I can smell it. It's just over that rise of porcelain there.

Drone: Ummm, apples. I'm soooo hungry.

Head ant: None of that now, we need to bring this back to the colony.

Drone; Aww, just a lick... Ewww. It tastes like soap.

billytea - Apr 19, 2004 3:58:37 pm PDT #5977 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

ND, in Bitches:

I love the word spork. I'm so glad it won out over foon.

flea - Apr 20, 2004 5:52:05 am PDT #5978 of 10000
information libertarian

Jessica: This is true for all the left-hand threads (except Press and Beep Me, natch), and definitely deserves to be mentioned.

Many posts later….

Nutty: Call me a dummy but -- aren't they right-hand threads? That is where they show up on my screen.

Oh my god, is my screen backwards??

DX: It's their other left hand.

Deena: It's the board's left, when it's looking out at you.

Jessica: Um, yeah. Those threads. On the side. That one.--->

Aurelia: Stage left.

Trudy Booth - Apr 20, 2004 8:24:50 am PDT #5979 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Emily: Gudanov, did you steal my grandmother's house? Or do all the front yards in Missouri look the same? Both answers seem a bit unlikely.

Gudanov: They all look the same, when you move to Missouri you are issued a front yard appearence book and have to maintain your yard to specifications. This means that there are lots of tulips in spring, but pizza delivery can get dicey.

Kalshane - Apr 20, 2004 8:29:58 am PDT #5980 of 10000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Steph(listing various repairs her car has needed) new tranny

Trudy Because RuPaul is so 1996?

Trudy Booth - Apr 20, 2004 9:55:46 am PDT #5981 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

billytea: Hey ND, what sort of equipment do you need with your computer to do the hotspot thing?

NoiseDesign: I've got 802.11g, it's built in on my PowerBook, along with Bluetooth. It's built in to some PC's or you can add it with a PC Card or USB dongle. You want either 802.11b or 802.11g.

billytea: See, I could've sworn I asked in English...

DXMachina - Apr 20, 2004 3:59:40 pm PDT #5982 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Allyson, quoting Kristen in Minearverse:

Kristen just explained to me that priests are the BNFs of the Holy Trinity, and altar boys are like PAs.

Trudy Booth - Apr 20, 2004 7:30:54 pm PDT #5983 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

After a round of cooing over the new babies in Bitches...

billytea: Now I know why MM wants to have children. They're a mind-control device.

Beverly - Apr 20, 2004 9:04:42 pm PDT #5984 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Catching up in Natter.

Jesse: (Whose tagline at the moment reads, "Yeah, the wonder fell on me. Ow.") I just made an artichoke, and I don't like it!

(I'm giggling and channeling Spike. "Undo it! Undo it!")

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