Allyson, quoting Kristen in Minearverse:
Kristen just explained to me that priests are the BNFs of the Holy Trinity, and altar boys are like PAs.
Mal: If anyone gets nosy, just, you know... shoot 'em. Zoe: Shoot 'em? Mal: Politely.
'Serenity'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
DXMachina - Apr 20, 2004 3:59:40 pm PDT #5982 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Trudy Booth - Apr 20, 2004 7:30:54 pm PDT #5983 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
After a round of cooing over the new babies in Bitches...
billytea: Now I know why MM wants to have children. They're a mind-control device.
Beverly - Apr 20, 2004 9:04:42 pm PDT #5984 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Catching up in Natter.
Jesse: (Whose tagline at the moment reads, "Yeah, the wonder fell on me. Ow.") I just made an artichoke, and I don't like it!
(I'm giggling and channeling Spike. "Undo it! Undo it!")
Beverly - Apr 21, 2004 4:32:48 am PDT #5985 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Proud mama flea on one of our Buffista babies:
Eve the flealet is almost 8 months old - she sits, she scoots, she shops, she sneezes, and she's going to be a fireman when the floods roll back. But first she's going to pull all my hair out (lovingly) and gnaw her teeth in. She's great. This week, she's even sleeping for more than 2 hours in a row at night!
Nilly - Apr 21, 2004 4:49:55 am PDT #5986 of 10000
Swouncing
Natter:
shrift: Edited because there isn't enough coffee in the world.
Nilly - Apr 21, 2004 8:58:31 am PDT #5987 of 10000
Swouncing
Of all places, Bureaucracy:
Sean: Yeah, the horse is not just gone from that barn.... at this point we have a bunch of albums full of postcards the horse has sent us from all the fabulous places it "wishes we were there."
Katie M - Apr 21, 2004 9:31:38 am PDT #5988 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
In Movies, about the upcoming movie version of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
ita:
What if they base it on the computer game, or something?
DX:
If they do, I'm spoiled for the Babelfish sequence.
(I'm sorry. I know it's not fair to COMM Infocom jokes. But funny!)
Jon B. - Apr 21, 2004 10:28:34 am PDT #5989 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Shift, in Other Media, w/o context, of course:
When it comes to Dick, it doesn't even need to be porny.
Trudy Booth - Apr 21, 2004 10:31:19 am PDT #5990 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Lilty Cash: ... Now, replying with "I'd rather throw a stapler at your head" is the wrong thing to do here, right?
DXMachina: Your mistake is replying. This just warns her. The correct response would be to throw the stapler immediately.
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Lysana - Apr 21, 2004 11:23:55 am PDT #5991 of 10000
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog
Connie Neil, in Bitches:
Every year's a fucking year, Deb. It's just that sometimes they use lube.