Catching up in Natter.
Jesse: (Whose tagline at the moment reads, "Yeah, the wonder fell on me. Ow.") I just made an artichoke, and I don't like it!
(I'm giggling and channeling Spike. "Undo it! Undo it!")
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Catching up in Natter.
Jesse: (Whose tagline at the moment reads, "Yeah, the wonder fell on me. Ow.") I just made an artichoke, and I don't like it!
(I'm giggling and channeling Spike. "Undo it! Undo it!")
Proud mama flea on one of our Buffista babies:
Eve the flealet is almost 8 months old - she sits, she scoots, she shops, she sneezes, and she's going to be a fireman when the floods roll back. But first she's going to pull all my hair out (lovingly) and gnaw her teeth in. She's great. This week, she's even sleeping for more than 2 hours in a row at night!
Natter:
shrift: Edited because there isn't enough coffee in the world.
Of all places, Bureaucracy:
Sean: Yeah, the horse is not just gone from that barn.... at this point we have a bunch of albums full of postcards the horse has sent us from all the fabulous places it "wishes we were there."
In Movies, about the upcoming movie version of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
ita:
What if they base it on the computer game, or something?
DX:
If they do, I'm spoiled for the Babelfish sequence.
(I'm sorry. I know it's not fair to COMM Infocom jokes. But funny!)
Shift, in Other Media, w/o context, of course:
When it comes to Dick, it doesn't even need to be porny.
Lilty Cash: ... Now, replying with "I'd rather throw a stapler at your head" is the wrong thing to do here, right?
DXMachina: Your mistake is replying. This just warns her. The correct response would be to throw the stapler immediately.
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Connie Neil, in Bitches:
Every year's a fucking year, Deb. It's just that sometimes they use lube.
Connie Neil: Every year's a fucking year, Deb. It's just that sometimes they use lube.
darn - got beat.
bon bon: I came in here to SQUEEE because big partner whose law babies I want to have because he's so awesome asked if I would like to go to a white collar crime luncheon tomorrow!
Jesse: What do you get to do at a white collar crime luncheon? Use someone else's credit card to pay?