Steph L: Someone's being a smartass.
billytea: t checks pulse
t checks passport
Well, obviously.
But? There's always a but. When this is over, can we have a big 'but' moratorium?
Fred ,'Smile Time'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Trudy Booth - Mar 11, 2004 9:25:45 am PST #5612 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
DCJensen - Mar 11, 2004 9:41:24 am PST #5613 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
In Bitches, I think:
Aimée -
It's really sick they way I love melting large chunks of ice in the sink with the sprayer. It's like I'm defeating water. HAHA! Evil water! I have killed you!
I also fantasize about the ice being one of the wonder twins. HAHA! I have defeated a wonder twin! BUt, I won't go tear the head off a stuffed monkey hoping its the other one.
This nonsense brought to you by Can't Sleep - Nothing to See Here and Jack Handey - who is a little afraid.
Deena -
I have not killed any ice lately.
Sean K -
You. Are. Such. A. Freak.
It's one of the things I love about you.
Wacko.
Aimée -
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just as soon as the swelling goes down, I'ma kick you!
Sean K -
Hey, you're the one over there killing water with water.
Deena -
She's killing solid water with liquid water. I think that's kind of cool.
Trudy Booth -
Which works better, apparently, than fire with fire...
billytea - Mar 11, 2004 10:03:18 am PST #5614 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Typo Boy, in Natter:
Similarly supporting a legal viewpoint on the basis of orginal intent is saying "I know what the founding fathers meant and the fact that they were a lot of differing people with different viewpoints is irrelevent"; sort of a "Thomas Jefferson supports me in e-mail".
Trudy Booth - Mar 11, 2004 12:03:53 pm PST #5615 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Many tried, but the birthday boy nailed it:
tommyrot: "Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wie -- hey look, pigs!"
Anne W. - Mar 11, 2004 2:05:31 pm PST #5616 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Aimée, with serial observations in Bitches:
The Snickers is proof that God loves us.
shortly followed by...
The Double Chin is proof that God's love is a tough love.
Trudy Booth - Mar 11, 2004 5:38:56 pm PST #5617 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
amyparker: And the guy at the meat counter said the sweetest thing! I walked in after and was wearing my new coat and chunky heels and he took one look and said "You look as if you should have a gun under that coat." I could have kissed him!
Trudy Booth - Mar 12, 2004 5:00:58 am PST #5618 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
UTTAD: With all this promotion and great reviews, Fox are going to have to work twice as hard to get this show hooked. Maybe they'll get tired and leave it alone.
beth b - Mar 12, 2004 5:38:12 am PST #5619 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Tommyrot:
Why is it 19 degrees out?
Kalshane:
Because we're in Chicago and March is cruel and a malicious month? It taunts with springtime and then snatches it away.
"Hey look, spring is here. It's sunny. The birds are singing. It might reach 50 today... Nope, changed my mind, have 3 feet of snow!"
A few days later "Hey, sorry about that snow thing. Look, I'm making it melt. Isn't it wonderful? Hah, here comes Mr. Windchill!"
Which goes on and on until April swoops in, conks March over the head and proceeds to dump rain on us for the length of its stay.
beth b - Mar 12, 2004 5:46:27 am PST #5620 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
aurelia:
I think it's safe to presume Kalshane doesn't have a job in the Chicago tourism industry.
Kalshane:
Well, I just try to be honest. When people in other parts of the country ask me when's the best time to visit Chicago I always reply "What type of weather can you most easily tolerate: bitter cold and wind, rain and wind, or hot and muggy?"
But I have no intention of leaving. I like having the different seasons, even if I don't care for the actual weather during those seasons some of the time. Maybe I'm secretly a weather masochist and I'm just hiding it from myself.
Kalshane - Mar 12, 2004 5:49:35 am PST #5621 of 10000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Whoo-hoo, I finally got COMMed, and twice in one day! I feel all special and stuff. And wonder if I should bitch about the weather more often.
t /natter
ETA: Okay, now that I've read through the entire thread, I see I was COMMed once before, so I'm a couple months late in my "Whoo-hoo"-age. Oops.