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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Theodosia - Mar 12, 2004 6:05:25 am PST #5622 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Allyson :

Tim needs a tagline.

Miracleman :

How about "Cower, brief mortals!"

Aimée :

"I can kill you with Final Draft 6.0"

P.M. Marcontell :

Fluffy bunny.

Jilli VoiceOfReason :

Zombie fluffy bunny.

Miracleman :

How's about: I am become Death, shatterer of beloved characters just to make you cry, nyah nyah.

Betsy HP :

Tim flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Matt the Bruins fan:

I think "My name is Tim, Showrunner of Showrunners: Look upon my works, ye Parents Television Council reviewers, and despair!" has a nice ring to it.

Narrator :

Tim: "Killing your Favorite Characters Since 19__." (fill in whatever date applies)

Kalshane :

"Have scythe, will travel?"

"To the pain! (Well, maybe a bit of death, too.)"

"Damn right you should fear the reaper."

Elais:

Tim: "Cuter than a beagle"

Kristen:

"I don't even have an internet connection. Anyone claiming to be me on the net is a liar."

Deena - Mar 12, 2004 6:26:41 am PST #5623 of 10000

How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

ita in Natter

FIRST SEA LION: Huh. Tastes like chicken.

SECOND SEA LION: You're shitting me.

FIRST SEA LION: I swear! Try it.

SECOND SEA LION: Eww. You'll put your mouth on anything. Besides -- look! It swam away.

deborah grabien - Mar 12, 2004 6:49:32 am PST #5624 of 10000

It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

(considering that Pier 39 is at present awash in the springtime migration of sea lions, ita's post performed, to perfection, the function allotted by this thread title. My elderly statesman of a 15 year old black cat is regarding the coffee on his paws with deep, deep suspicion...)

NoiseDesign - Mar 12, 2004 8:45:01 am PST #5625 of 10000

Our wings are not tired

Billytea in Natter:

You're arguing over melted cheese. You don't need an actuary, you need a hobby.

Atropa - Mar 12, 2004 1:37:10 pm PST #5626 of 10000

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jon B. in Minearverse:

I will not google for Flatland porn. I will not google for Flatland porn.

Emily - Mar 12, 2004 2:14:16 pm PST #5627 of 10000

"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

In Natter:

NoiseDesign: I wonder which is more, a fuckload or an assload...

Sean K: It depends on which weights and measures system you're using. Since we're both metric, the fuckload is bigger, but if we were using the English system, the assload would be bigger.

billytea - Mar 12, 2004 5:49:19 pm PST #5628 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Sean K: It depends on which weights and measures system you're using. Since we're both metric, the fuckload is bigger, but if we were using the English system, the assload would be bigger.

Technically, I believe that would be an arseload.

Trudy Booth - Mar 12, 2004 6:41:34 pm PST #5629 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

erikaj: I have a very unhealthy relationship with those tacos. I know they're bad, but I want them. This sadly, is the closest I get to Buffy/Spike.

Gus - Mar 12, 2004 7:09:21 pm PST #5630 of 10000

Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Firefly:

Ashtoreth: Such smart, well-educated people here. After dealing with idiots all day, it's a relief to listen in on the conversations of people as smart as me, and mostly better educated.

Trudy: Psst! Nobody tell Ashtareth about the eesechay onversationcay in atternay

Theodosia - Mar 13, 2004 5:49:42 am PST #5631 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Sean K :

Wow. Somebody remind me that the IMDb boards are filled with snotty people who like to make themselves seem smart by hating everything, especially good indy flicks.

I was just looking up some info on Lost in Translation, and many of the comments on the board there made me reach for the tinfoil hat.

Aimée :

To wear or smack the other people with?

Sean K :

Both.

tommyrot:

With careful folding, a tinfoil hat can be turned into a pointy dart-like object that can cause bodily harm from a distance.

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