'Underneath'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Whoo-hoo, I finally got COMMed, and twice in one day! I feel all special and stuff. And wonder if I should bitch about the weather more often.
t /natter
ETA: Okay, now that I've read through the entire thread, I see I was COMMed once before, so I'm a couple months late in my "Whoo-hoo"-age. Oops.
Allyson :
Tim needs a tagline.
Miracleman :
How about "Cower, brief mortals!"
Aimée :
"I can kill you with Final Draft 6.0"
P.M. Marcontell :
Fluffy bunny.
Jilli VoiceOfReason :
Zombie fluffy bunny.
Miracleman :
How's about: I am become Death, shatterer of beloved characters just to make you cry, nyah nyah.
Betsy HP :
Tim flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Matt the Bruins fan:
I think "My name is Tim, Showrunner of Showrunners: Look upon my works, ye Parents Television Council reviewers, and despair!" has a nice ring to it.
Narrator :
Tim: "Killing your Favorite Characters Since 19__." (fill in whatever date applies)
Kalshane :
"Have scythe, will travel?"
"To the pain! (Well, maybe a bit of death, too.)"
"Damn right you should fear the reaper."
Elais:
Tim: "Cuter than a beagle"
Kristen:
"I don't even have an internet connection. Anyone claiming to be me on the net is a liar."
ita in Natter
FIRST SEA LION: Huh. Tastes like chicken.
SECOND SEA LION: You're shitting me.
FIRST SEA LION: I swear! Try it.
SECOND SEA LION: Eww. You'll put your mouth on anything. Besides -- look! It swam away.
(considering that Pier 39 is at present awash in the springtime migration of sea lions, ita's post performed, to perfection, the function allotted by this thread title. My elderly statesman of a 15 year old black cat is regarding the coffee on his paws with deep, deep suspicion...)
Billytea in Natter:
You're arguing over melted cheese. You don't need an actuary, you need a hobby.
Jon B. in Minearverse:
I will not google for Flatland porn. I will not google for Flatland porn.
In Natter:
NoiseDesign: I wonder which is more, a fuckload or an assload...
Sean K: It depends on which weights and measures system you're using. Since we're both metric, the fuckload is bigger, but if we were using the English system, the assload would be bigger.
Sean K: It depends on which weights and measures system you're using. Since we're both metric, the fuckload is bigger, but if we were using the English system, the assload would be bigger.
Technically, I believe that would be an arseload.
erikaj: I have a very unhealthy relationship with those tacos. I know they're bad, but I want them. This sadly, is the closest I get to Buffy/Spike.
Firefly:
Ashtoreth: Such smart, well-educated people here. After dealing with idiots all day, it's a relief to listen in on the conversations of people as smart as me, and mostly better educated.
Trudy: Psst! Nobody tell Ashtareth about the eesechay onversationcay in atternay