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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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beth b - Mar 12, 2004 5:46:27 am PST #5620 of 10000

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

aurelia:

I think it's safe to presume Kalshane doesn't have a job in the Chicago tourism industry.

Kalshane:

Well, I just try to be honest. When people in other parts of the country ask me when's the best time to visit Chicago I always reply "What type of weather can you most easily tolerate: bitter cold and wind, rain and wind, or hot and muggy?"

But I have no intention of leaving. I like having the different seasons, even if I don't care for the actual weather during those seasons some of the time. Maybe I'm secretly a weather masochist and I'm just hiding it from myself.

Kalshane - Mar 12, 2004 5:49:35 am PST #5621 of 10000

GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Whoo-hoo, I finally got COMMed, and twice in one day! I feel all special and stuff. And wonder if I should bitch about the weather more often.

t /natter

ETA: Okay, now that I've read through the entire thread, I see I was COMMed once before, so I'm a couple months late in my "Whoo-hoo"-age. Oops.

Theodosia - Mar 12, 2004 6:05:25 am PST #5622 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Allyson :

Tim needs a tagline.

Miracleman :

How about "Cower, brief mortals!"

Aimée :

"I can kill you with Final Draft 6.0"

P.M. Marcontell :

Fluffy bunny.

Jilli VoiceOfReason :

Zombie fluffy bunny.

Miracleman :

How's about: I am become Death, shatterer of beloved characters just to make you cry, nyah nyah.

Betsy HP :

Tim flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Matt the Bruins fan:

I think "My name is Tim, Showrunner of Showrunners: Look upon my works, ye Parents Television Council reviewers, and despair!" has a nice ring to it.

Narrator :

Tim: "Killing your Favorite Characters Since 19__." (fill in whatever date applies)

Kalshane :

"Have scythe, will travel?"

"To the pain! (Well, maybe a bit of death, too.)"

"Damn right you should fear the reaper."

Elais:

Tim: "Cuter than a beagle"

Kristen:

"I don't even have an internet connection. Anyone claiming to be me on the net is a liar."

Deena - Mar 12, 2004 6:26:41 am PST #5623 of 10000

How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

ita in Natter

FIRST SEA LION: Huh. Tastes like chicken.

SECOND SEA LION: You're shitting me.

FIRST SEA LION: I swear! Try it.

SECOND SEA LION: Eww. You'll put your mouth on anything. Besides -- look! It swam away.

deborah grabien - Mar 12, 2004 6:49:32 am PST #5624 of 10000

It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

(considering that Pier 39 is at present awash in the springtime migration of sea lions, ita's post performed, to perfection, the function allotted by this thread title. My elderly statesman of a 15 year old black cat is regarding the coffee on his paws with deep, deep suspicion...)

NoiseDesign - Mar 12, 2004 8:45:01 am PST #5625 of 10000

Our wings are not tired

Billytea in Natter:

You're arguing over melted cheese. You don't need an actuary, you need a hobby.

Atropa - Mar 12, 2004 1:37:10 pm PST #5626 of 10000

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jon B. in Minearverse:

I will not google for Flatland porn. I will not google for Flatland porn.

Emily - Mar 12, 2004 2:14:16 pm PST #5627 of 10000

"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

In Natter:

NoiseDesign: I wonder which is more, a fuckload or an assload...

Sean K: It depends on which weights and measures system you're using. Since we're both metric, the fuckload is bigger, but if we were using the English system, the assload would be bigger.

billytea - Mar 12, 2004 5:49:19 pm PST #5628 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Sean K: It depends on which weights and measures system you're using. Since we're both metric, the fuckload is bigger, but if we were using the English system, the assload would be bigger.

Technically, I believe that would be an arseload.

Trudy Booth - Mar 12, 2004 6:41:34 pm PST #5629 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

erikaj: I have a very unhealthy relationship with those tacos. I know they're bad, but I want them. This sadly, is the closest I get to Buffy/Spike.

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