Oz is the highest-scoring person ever to fail to graduate.

Willow ,'Him'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


SuziQ - Jan 23, 2004 10:52:05 am PST #5285 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Sorry amych - actually not. If you write it - share!!!


billytea - Jan 23, 2004 10:53:52 am PST #5286 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Ok - need to take a walk around the office - I read dillio as dildo...and now I have an image of Batman with the perfect dildo stuck in my head.

The great part is, I reckon my response is still valid.


Cass - Jan 24, 2004 8:27:05 pm PST #5287 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Emily, in Bitches, on Queer Eye for the Straight, Amicable, and Essentially Affectless Straight Guy Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

One of these days I'm expecting, "Yeah, you know, that girlfriend? Maybe in 1980 out back of the White Castle, honey, but you're a man of the Aught-aughts! You need a woman with a little more sass!"


Theodosia - Jan 25, 2004 3:59:20 am PST #5288 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

ita:

It was pretty well understood what shade of people my mother's family was to marry. To an outsider? All a bunch of poor black people. From inside, a hotbed of shadist politics.

It's more than just being poor.

That having been said, my mother's family was that light because of consensual intermingling. It's only reasonably recently that America's seeing that -- much of the white blood in today's black American was forced there.


Theodosia - Jan 25, 2004 5:09:45 am PST #5289 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

tina f.:

The re-enactment thing weirds me out like hearing about plays where the actors go out into the audience weirds me out. Fourth wall people! It's there for a reason. To give me peace.


SailAweigh - Jan 25, 2004 11:38:38 am PST #5290 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Calli in Bitches:

I really don't think fish fondue exists, and if so, please don't anyone tell me.

Fish? Fondon't.


Gus - Jan 25, 2004 1:01:58 pm PST #5291 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Joss in Firefly...

Wait a minute, Gus! I just thanked Allyson for posting the message and then you went and did it! Now I have to thank a whole nother person? You think I got time to be thanking people all day? I mean, I'm a very important writer type! I have certain DEMANDS on my time but do you care, no, you just trundle about doing favors and making people thank you. Maybe it's time you thought about somebody else for a change, huh pal? Thanks -- for nothin'! -- except posting that message like I asked! Pal! Sheesh!


Trudy Booth - Jan 25, 2004 2:11:21 pm PST #5292 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Gus: Race is apophenia run wild.


Susan W. - Jan 25, 2004 3:35:55 pm PST #5293 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Allyson, in the Firefly thread:

It's like, sometimes, when the whole world seems turned upside-down, and my faith in humanity has run into negative digits, and the path is filled with brambles, and all seems hopeless, i turn to face the mirror and ask, "What Would Buffy Do?"

And then I kick the crap out of someone and feed them their own spleen and fuck a really cute boy who is no damn good for me, everything becomes right with the world.


Theodosia - Jan 25, 2004 6:25:12 pm PST #5294 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Matt the Bruins Fan:

What I know of my genetic heritage is all English, Scottish, and Irish (presumably Black Irish), but a few years ago when I had a deep tan I was rejected for a date by someone who refused to go out with Hispanics on general principle. I started to argue the point before realizing that I wasn't terribly keen on dating a bigot whether the bigotry was misplaced or not.