Xander: Am I right, Giles? Giles: I'm almost certain you're not. Though, to be fair, I haven't been listening.

'Sleeper'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Jessica - Jan 22, 2004 11:34:20 am PST #5275 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Betsy, in Natter:

My NeverLost was for a different universe entirely. It occasionally told us that we were in the middle of the ocean. I kept telling it that I would have noticed.


Theodosia - Jan 22, 2004 2:04:40 pm PST #5276 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

sarameg:

Badly pointed headlights make me cranky. Except I think mine are a little high right now, and have been for years. And I know how to fix them, I just haven't. Oops. I annoy myself.

Ah, well, I guess that isn't news.


Steph L. - Jan 22, 2004 3:43:19 pm PST #5277 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Gudanov made me laugh so hard that my throat hurts, in Natter:

sarameg: Someone just asked me to explain the collapse & implosion of Yugoslavia. The short version.

Gud:

Dude, the Soviet Union is gone.

Cool, without the boot of Soviet power we can restore this country to it's Serbian glory.

No dude, you mean Croatian glory.

Hey guys, how about us Muslims?

Serbian!

Croatian!

Serbain!

Croatian!

You're going down!

Bring it bitch!


juliana - Jan 22, 2004 3:49:49 pm PST #5278 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Raquel, in Natter:

How did I not know Bush was going to be speaking in my home town today? In fact, at the school where all three parents teach/taught. Apparently he got a bit confused about which aliens he wants to legalize, and thus went to Roswell.


deborah grabien - Jan 22, 2004 5:22:28 pm PST #5279 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

erika in Bitches, context not needed:

I'm a recovering hypochondriac, anyway. Funny how not giving a shit reduces a woman's stress level.


Connie Neil - Jan 22, 2004 7:28:33 pm PST #5280 of 10000
brillig

I adore this thread, it's the Buffistas Greatest Hits, and I can bookmark all the good stuff I miss in skipping. Particularly Gud's terribly succinct summation of Central European politics.


Aims - Jan 23, 2004 8:20:15 am PST #5281 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Madrigal in Natter:

"...in the special edition of S6, Joss has changed it so now Tara shoots first."


meara - Jan 23, 2004 9:07:54 am PST #5282 of 10000

in Natter

Gus:Having not read a comic book since around 1975*, I bow to everyone's superior knowledge of the field. I admired Batman's perfecting-skills dillio, but the thought of some guy dressing up in fetish clothes and sneaking around to take the law into his own hands always left me a little leery.

billytea: I felt the same way. Then I saw Pirates of the Caribbean.


SuziQ - Jan 23, 2004 10:47:13 am PST #5283 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Ok - need to take a walk around the office - I read dillio as dildo...and now I have an image of Batman with the perfect dildo stuck in my head.


amych - Jan 23, 2004 10:50:19 am PST #5284 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Curse you, lexine! Curse you and your accursed plot bunnies!