Nobody can tell Marmaduke what to do. That's my kind of dog.

Trick ,'First Date'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Nilly - Jan 26, 2004 6:25:37 am PST #5295 of 10000
Swouncing

Natter:

tommyrot: My cat once killed a silverfish and then meowed at me to say, "fix it!" My cat apparently thinks I have the power to bring insects back to life. Hey, I can turn lights on and off, and open doors that my cat can't, so in his mind these things are probably equally miraculous as raising the dead.


Trudy Booth - Jan 26, 2004 6:42:47 am PST #5296 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Rio: What's Young Americans?

Hil: Summer show on the WB a few years ago. Took place in a boys boarding school, where one of the boys was actually a girl, two of the boys were in love with the same girl, there was something about how that girl might actually be the half-sister of one of them, they spent lots of time shirtless for no reason whatsoever, would occaisionally all strip and jump into the lake in slow motion, and drank lots of Coca-Cola(TM).


§ ita § - Jan 26, 2004 7:23:45 am PST #5297 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

meara in Bitches:

For Burrell:

If I had a little baby Frannie, I would

kiss her little toeses

eat the little toeses

marvel at the tiny fingernails

make her hold onto my finger so I could marvel at how small her fist is

marvel at how big she's gotten

make zerberts on her tummy

ask her mommy if she's old enough to be tossed (not letting go!) in the air to make her squeal

watch her while she's sleeping

HAND HER BACK TO MOMMY WHEN I"M DONE


Frankenbuddha - Jan 26, 2004 8:33:53 am PST #5298 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

MechaKrelboyne, on the book's trip through Mordor, in RotK:

Just so. 'It's cold. We don't have much Lembas left. My shoulder hurts. This ring is heavy.' When I read it the first time I would keep stopping to wonder if Tolkien was doing it deliberately to try and make reading about it as mind numbingly horrible as doing something about it. Now, I'm just. 'Yeah, suck it up and march, Shire Boy. Let's get to the good stuff.'


RobertH - Jan 26, 2004 9:25:37 am PST #5299 of 10000
Disaffected college student

In the Firefly thread:

Kate P.: Re: languages in the Firefly 'verse, IIRC Joss or someone says in one of the commentaries that even the poorest/least-educated/lowest-class folks of all races can speak fluent Chinese (are we assuming Mandarin? I don't remember if it's ever mentioned). Am I overstating the case?

MechaKrelboyne: Nope. It was a very clear statement of 'everyone speaks chinese'. I think I recall hearing trailer trash referred to (which takes my mind to very cool COPS of the future place where the Feds are yelling "YOU ARE BOUND BY LAW!" While some scrawny guy tries to pull his gun while trying to get his stolen car out of the ditch, all the while yelling "Gao yang jong duh goo yang".)


Steph L. - Jan 26, 2004 9:59:25 am PST #5300 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Movies:

Fred Pete -- I'm not sure From Justin to Kelly deserves as bad as the Razzies gave it.

Megan E. -- I kept hoping for a sequel, From Ruben to Clay but alas, it wasn't to be.


Susan W. - Jan 26, 2004 11:18:09 am PST #5301 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

billytea in Natter:

This is my fourth winter in Philly, and I haven't fallen on the ice once. Naturally, now I will slip and fall as I go home tonight, for I have tempted the gods, who after all have a pretty basic sense of humour.


Calli - Jan 26, 2004 12:52:37 pm PST #5302 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

ita, in Natter:

Why does Petcare send me e-mails with the subject of "Just in time for Valentines"?

That's not going to turn out well.

Or legally.


Jesse - Jan 26, 2004 2:14:57 pm PST #5303 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

vw bug in Natter:

I see a discussion on "hair," and I immediately think, "You can't love a vagina if you don't love hair."


amyparker - Jan 26, 2004 6:40:59 pm PST #5304 of 10000
You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.

Daniel C. Jensen, in Bitches:

You can tell it's Monday because the ball gags come out.