In Bitches...

Aimée: Hi USPS? Ya know how you are 'posed to update me when my package is gonna be sent? Well, it's sitting on my lap, ya big goofs.

EpicTangent: Hi Aimee,

Your Package has been delivered.

Love, USPS

Aimée: Dear USPS,

Thank you. The service I have received is nothing less than I have come to expect.

Aimee

PS While it may seem like it, so NOT a compliment.

EpicTangent: Dear Aimee,

Thank you for your feedback. Much like in the game of Darts, first we achieve consistency, then we try to improve our aim. Maybe.

Love, USPS

Aimée: Dear USPS,

I need no improvement, but thanks.

I *always* get a package there.

Thanks Anyway,

Aim

Natter:

Trudy: Buffistas: Better Than Cursing the Darkness since 1998

Damn, Nilly beat me to it. That should be the board's tagline, I swear.

That should be the board's tagline, I swear.

Maybe a title to the next Natter thread? It's got the meaningfulness plus being a quote from the show - it can't get much better than this (without pandas).

Nah, cause once that chapter of Natter was over, I would miss the foam of such a board tagline. Don't curse the darkness, threadsuck at Buffistas!

Don't curse the damn darkness, that is.

Trudy in Natter...yeah, I know, I'm caught up in Natter. Isn't that weird?

Nilly, if we weren't both monotheists I'd declare you a diety.

Tim succumbs to the Power of Nilly in the Firefly thread:

Oh, what the hell! Nilly, I read every word and how can I not appreciate that you love the show and that it moved you to write about it almost as much as I wrote about it by actually writing it? If that makes sense. It means a thing to me that it means a thing to her. In fact, all the stuff she was digging out about that episode makes me feel all smart and that.

Raquel on a RotK review:

The main point they made was that audiences aren't going to tolerate sitting through what happens to all the characters after the big battle. If that's true, if people really don't care about the characters and just want to watch a giant-sized donnybrook, I suddenly understand our current foreign policy.

Ginger, making me choke on my lunch in Bitches:

I'm beginning to think there's something to this spam poetry thing. This is my opus so far. (Yes, I'm sitting at the computer but not actually working. I'm certainly not going to charge the client for the four hours I've had her Web site open, while I was actually gathering spam poetry material.)

SPam: A PoEM QWTY

Espied H. Surcharged

a realization. WEBMASTER

Do YOu want a big Penis?

YOUR URGENT ASSISTANT NEEDED

FXW, then openly drank

KVKFT, the dazzlingly bright

ORBJGL, in a secluded

QSLFGD, he had decidedly

IKUCNBS, the moon floating

Re: FB, hello!' someone barked

YFZGTDL, aphranius took from

no pain to grow ur pe-nis bullnose daiquiri