Looks like civilization finally caught up with us.

Mal ,'Bushwhacked'


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§ ita § - Dec 16, 2003 5:23:33 am PST #5060 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Those are Jamaican colours too, the ones we wear to the Olympics.


Cindy - Dec 16, 2003 5:24:02 am PST #5061 of 10000
Nobody

True, no doubt. But my high school could probably beat Australia at -- well, nothing, really.

Fred, no way. Your high school could totally beat Australia at spelling words without extraneous Us.


billytea - Dec 16, 2003 5:26:39 am PST #5062 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Fred, no way. Your high school could totally beat Australia at spelling words without extraneous Us.

You obviously haven't checked the Sydney Morning Herald lately.


Cindy - Dec 16, 2003 5:37:17 am PST #5063 of 10000
Nobody

You obviously haven't checked the Sydney Morning Herald lately.

Well, who'd want to read the Mourning Herald?


DXMachina - Dec 16, 2003 5:40:51 am PST #5064 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Ahem...

t cough natter... t /cough


Jess M. - Dec 16, 2003 5:48:35 am PST #5065 of 10000
Let me just say that popularity with people on public transportation does not equal literary respect. --Jesse

erikaj:

Our last Christmas thought:Do not attempt to make your tree stop leaning by tying it up with nylons because you don't have a drill to make a hole in the bottom. On the up side, we don't have to look at that ugly bookcase in the living room anymore.


Cindy - Dec 16, 2003 10:49:46 am PST #5066 of 10000
Nobody

Wolfram (December 16, 2003): Since today marks my one year anniversary as a registered (and posting) Buffista, I'd like to take a moment to reflect on the things I’ve learned over the past year. I learned (among other things):

1) the meaning of HoYay and its delightful ubiquity;
2) the difference between snark and snerk;
3) that getting along is usually more important than being right, and that I’d rather be an asset than an ass;
4) that the Buffistas are a fiercely protective and cohesive group of independent thinkers, and by thinkers I mean porn;
5) that numberslutting can lose its thrill, but a new thread never loses its smell;
6) about gay pirates, dead pandas, social capital, nillying, buff-diving, preferential voting, how to spell bureaucrazy, and that monkeys will always be funny;
7) that Joss and Tim are gods, and that Joss and Tim are us;
8) that you only get COMMed when you least expect it
9) that my life has gotten a little bit brighter for being a part of this amazing community; and
10) that I can never give back as much as I’ve gained although I damn well plan to try.

The author reserves the right to modify and/or supplement this list at any time with the handy-dandy edit key without notice or any sense of propriety.


Strix - Dec 16, 2003 10:53:02 am PST #5067 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Gudanov: I would have never thought I could get used to getting thrown up on and slobbered on until I had kids.

Aimée - Gud, did you NOT go to college?


Aims - Dec 16, 2003 10:55:16 am PST #5068 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm only the set up.

In Bitches:

Aimee: WTF?? Can't a girl get some elf love?

Gloomcookie: t hands aims will ferrell


Wolfram - Dec 16, 2003 11:12:31 am PST #5069 of 10000
Visilurking

The author reserves the right to modify and/or supplement this list at any time with the handy-dandy edit key without notice or any sense of propriety.

Well I guess my superediting powers have been foiled by Cindy's nefarious COMM ray. Always one step ahead, she is, but one day...