'Life of the Party'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
msbelle:
I think if you buy the world a Coke, you are under contractual obligation to also teach the world to sing. And not just sing mind you, but sing in perfect harmony. From what I hear, the Swedes have some trouble with the harmony and throw the whole thing off.
Ginger, on the holiday season as they should be taught in public schools:
When you're making a diorama of a winter solstice human sacrifice, it's really hard to get the sacrificial knife right, plus the blood never looks realistic.
Haven't seen this in here in catchy-uppy mode. Anyway, made me laugh.
erika, on tricky vocabulary:
But it makes it hard when Bitches send you stuff...JZ sent me a package, and I was like "I wanna see what's in Jacqueline's box." Then I was like "That didn't come out right," Package didn't really help either.
Trudy Booth, after a late-night heart-to-heart talk in Bitches:
Alright, just because I'm dying alone doesn't mean I have to be sleepy at work.
In Angel, Cindy imagines a meeting between Xander and Cordelia (no to minimal spoilers for Angel S5, but white-fonted just in case)
XANDER: You do remember I'm also from Sunnydale, right? Sure, your last couple of years haven't been a day at the beach, but they're nothing that high school didn't prepare us for.
CORDELIA: Take a look at this picture of what it did to my hair.
XANDER: Oh, Cordelia. I had no idea. If you want out, say the word.
CORDELIA: Sunnydale, here I come!
XANDER: Um...about Sunnydale. It's now a gaping pit in the middle of nowhere.
(Cordelia looks around at the W&H facilities. Her eyes fall first on Wesley, then Gunn, Angel, Fred, Lorne, and finally Spike.)
CORDELIA: Sunnydale, here I come.
And SailAweigh's new tagline. Because it's so true....
You know you are in Wisconsin when...your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday.
You know you are in Wisconsin when...your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday.
Hee. These are also the Australian national colours. So it's also true of Australia, if by 'church' you mean cricket.
These are also the Australian national colours.
And my high school's colors.
And my high school's colors.
I will maintain that Australia could beat your high school at cricket.
True, no doubt. But my high school could probably beat Australia at -- well, nothing, really.