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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Cindy - Dec 13, 2003 6:50:39 am PST #5040 of 10000

Nobody

In Natter 19...

Consuela: Someone talk me out of volunteering to move to DC for a year if we land this project. Because I've done my time in the mid-Atlantic. I'm just feeling guilty because I'm probably the perfect person for the slot, I just don't want to move to DC for a year.

My life is more important than this job.

Repeat three times. t sigh

Fred Pete: Suela, before you move here, think. DC is a company town, and that company is the federal government. Don't like hearing about the day-by-day turf fighting within the government? Easily overloaded on election news? Iraq/Pentagon stories got you down?

Here, IT'S LOCAL NEWS! It's what people talk about every day because it's what we do for a living! YOU WOULD BE LIVING IN THE SAME CITY WITH YOUR LEAST FAVORITE POLITICAL FIGURES!

If that doesn't talk you out of it, I don't know what will.

Trudy Booth - Dec 13, 2003 9:24:17 am PST #5041 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aimée:

The Minion SOng:

Minion, minion, please go home.

Don't be b e working,

please go home.

It's too late for you to work,

GO home and sllep

work doesn;t love you that much.

Sleep, the pay is not that good,

Jilli on the Buffistas love you more/

you are cool and very neat,

please minion don't be at worjk.

cont...

That, is by far, my worst filk ever. It's supposed to be to the tune of "Christmas Don;'t Be Late" by the Chipmunks.

Meara doesn;t know that song, but knew the tune and made out with random girl who was cute.

Kate P. - Dec 13, 2003 1:39:31 pm PST #5042 of 10000

That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Holli in F2F Planning:

I should be able to put up at least a couple of people, assuming my parents are willing to let axe murderers into the house.

DXMachina - Dec 13, 2003 2:29:31 pm PST #5043 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Bitches:

Sean: And now the truth comes out. ND, James Taylor and I had a weekend thing once. James had no complaints about the sizes of our manhoods at the time, the bastard...

Cindy: Well sure, if you just put them together.

Elena - Dec 13, 2003 11:59:22 pm PST #5044 of 10000

Thanks for all the fish.

MechaKrelboyne, out of context in Firefly

'Now why don't you put down that plate of raw and steaming human flesh and have some nice strawberries instead, son?'

deborah grabien - Dec 14, 2003 7:33:41 am PST #5045 of 10000

It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Emily in Bitches. I'm not giving context; the discussion leading up to it is too much for me this early. Go look if you need context.

The above drawing, for those who'd like to know before clicking, features da Vinci's drawing of a man with his insides showing engaged in copulation with... well, the breast through upper thigh of a woman. Apparently sperm comes down a channel from his brain, and there seems to be a tube of some kind connecting her nipple with some abdominal internal organ...

Wow. It's like Geiger, but not intentional.

Nilly - Dec 14, 2003 8:17:33 am PST #5046 of 10000

Swouncing

In, of all places, Bureaucracy

Jesse: I've never read the books, but it seems pretty well obvious that Aragorn is who they mean when they say "return of the king." I mean, it's not Elvis, right?

sj - Dec 14, 2003 2:41:58 pm PST #5047 of 10000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Victor in Firefly:

the other lost Firefly story: "How Jayne Learned to Stop Worrying and Love his Bunk."

Madrigal Costello - Dec 14, 2003 5:29:02 pm PST #5048 of 10000

It's a remora, dimwit.

Emily

Good start! Now propose a mechanism which would react in a similar way to the same stimulus (or, to help with the other class: given some group already proven to be smokin' hot, prove that there is some polynomial-time computable function f such that a person X fits into that group if and only if f(X) is a smart chick. This will prove that smart chicks are at least as smokin' hot as any other group of hotties, and that if any one of them is in the set P, P = HOT).

Trudy Booth - Dec 14, 2003 10:36:47 pm PST #5049 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Madrigal Costello: I remember wanting crutches. But even when I broke my ankle, the doctor wouldn't say that I needed them, so I just had to hobble. A person really needs a prop like crutches to look tragical enough to get sympathy from others. I ended looking like I'd had someone else's much larger foot attached to my leg.

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