Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'


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Theodosia - Dec 16, 2003 2:53:44 am PST #5053 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Trudy Booth, after a late-night heart-to-heart talk in Bitches:

Alright, just because I'm dying alone doesn't mean I have to be sleepy at work.


Fred Pete - Dec 16, 2003 3:59:41 am PST #5054 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

In Angel, Cindy imagines a meeting between Xander and Cordelia (no to minimal spoilers for Angel S5, but white-fonted just in case)

XANDER: You do remember I'm also from Sunnydale, right? Sure, your last couple of years haven't been a day at the beach, but they're nothing that high school didn't prepare us for.

CORDELIA: Take a look at this picture of what it did to my hair.

XANDER: Oh, Cordelia. I had no idea. If you want out, say the word.

CORDELIA: Sunnydale, here I come!

XANDER: Um...about Sunnydale. It's now a gaping pit in the middle of nowhere.

(Cordelia looks around at the W&H facilities. Her eyes fall first on Wesley, then Gunn, Angel, Fred, Lorne, and finally Spike.)

CORDELIA: Sunnydale, here I come.


Fred Pete - Dec 16, 2003 4:01:38 am PST #5055 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

And SailAweigh's new tagline. Because it's so true....

You know you are in Wisconsin when...your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday.


billytea - Dec 16, 2003 4:32:08 am PST #5056 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

You know you are in Wisconsin when...your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday.

Hee. These are also the Australian national colours. So it's also true of Australia, if by 'church' you mean cricket.


Fred Pete - Dec 16, 2003 4:36:41 am PST #5057 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

These are also the Australian national colours.

And my high school's colors.


billytea - Dec 16, 2003 4:50:08 am PST #5058 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

And my high school's colors.

I will maintain that Australia could beat your high school at cricket.


Fred Pete - Dec 16, 2003 5:01:31 am PST #5059 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

True, no doubt. But my high school could probably beat Australia at -- well, nothing, really.


§ ita § - Dec 16, 2003 5:23:33 am PST #5060 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Those are Jamaican colours too, the ones we wear to the Olympics.


Cindy - Dec 16, 2003 5:24:02 am PST #5061 of 10000
Nobody

True, no doubt. But my high school could probably beat Australia at -- well, nothing, really.

Fred, no way. Your high school could totally beat Australia at spelling words without extraneous Us.


billytea - Dec 16, 2003 5:26:39 am PST #5062 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Fred, no way. Your high school could totally beat Australia at spelling words without extraneous Us.

You obviously haven't checked the Sydney Morning Herald lately.