Excuse me? Who gave you permission to exist?

Cordelia ,'Beneath You'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Theodosia - Dec 15, 2003 10:48:00 am PST #5051 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Ginger, on the holiday season as they should be taught in public schools:

When you're making a diorama of a winter solstice human sacrifice, it's really hard to get the sacrificial knife right, plus the blood never looks realistic.


EpicTangent - Dec 15, 2003 2:07:46 pm PST #5052 of 10000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Haven't seen this in here in catchy-uppy mode. Anyway, made me laugh.

erika, on tricky vocabulary:

But it makes it hard when Bitches send you stuff...JZ sent me a package, and I was like "I wanna see what's in Jacqueline's box." Then I was like "That didn't come out right," Package didn't really help either.


Theodosia - Dec 16, 2003 2:53:44 am PST #5053 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Trudy Booth, after a late-night heart-to-heart talk in Bitches:

Alright, just because I'm dying alone doesn't mean I have to be sleepy at work.


Fred Pete - Dec 16, 2003 3:59:41 am PST #5054 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

In Angel, Cindy imagines a meeting between Xander and Cordelia (no to minimal spoilers for Angel S5, but white-fonted just in case)

XANDER: You do remember I'm also from Sunnydale, right? Sure, your last couple of years haven't been a day at the beach, but they're nothing that high school didn't prepare us for.

CORDELIA: Take a look at this picture of what it did to my hair.

XANDER: Oh, Cordelia. I had no idea. If you want out, say the word.

CORDELIA: Sunnydale, here I come!

XANDER: Um...about Sunnydale. It's now a gaping pit in the middle of nowhere.

(Cordelia looks around at the W&H facilities. Her eyes fall first on Wesley, then Gunn, Angel, Fred, Lorne, and finally Spike.)

CORDELIA: Sunnydale, here I come.


Fred Pete - Dec 16, 2003 4:01:38 am PST #5055 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

And SailAweigh's new tagline. Because it's so true....

You know you are in Wisconsin when...your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday.


billytea - Dec 16, 2003 4:32:08 am PST #5056 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

You know you are in Wisconsin when...your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday.

Hee. These are also the Australian national colours. So it's also true of Australia, if by 'church' you mean cricket.


Fred Pete - Dec 16, 2003 4:36:41 am PST #5057 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

These are also the Australian national colours.

And my high school's colors.


billytea - Dec 16, 2003 4:50:08 am PST #5058 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

And my high school's colors.

I will maintain that Australia could beat your high school at cricket.


Fred Pete - Dec 16, 2003 5:01:31 am PST #5059 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

True, no doubt. But my high school could probably beat Australia at -- well, nothing, really.


§ ita § - Dec 16, 2003 5:23:33 am PST #5060 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Those are Jamaican colours too, the ones we wear to the Olympics.