They should film that story and show it every Christmas.

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


erinaceous - Nov 27, 2003 7:46:56 am PST #4961 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

ita in Natter:

As I was climbing out of sleep this morning, I found myself wondering what Native Americans called today. "You're Welcome Day"? "No, Thank You Day"? Dunno.


Nilly - Nov 30, 2003 3:57:30 am PST #4962 of 10000
Swouncing

Natter:

Shawn: I'm still trying to figure out whether I'd go to a party if I were there. Would I be all, "man, she's all played out" or "man, she's a firecracker when you getter drunk & shit. man."

I better nap this question out. It tests my existential faculties.


deborah grabien - Nov 30, 2003 7:11:31 am PST #4963 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

My adored erika in Bitches, after Cashmere's report on getting to sing karaoke with Andy Hallett:

What's he look like, when he's not, you know, green?


Frankenbuddha - Nov 30, 2003 4:18:31 pm PST #4964 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

What's he look like, when he's not, you know, green?

This just brought up a question - has Lorne ever sung "It's not easy being green"?


erikaj - Nov 30, 2003 4:23:12 pm PST #4965 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Bwah!(Mr. Hallett's very cute.)


beth b - Nov 30, 2003 7:15:26 pm PST #4966 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Natter DCJ:

I worked a Pun Farm once. I was too sheep to stay long. My Baaad. I'm kinda cowed by the udder pig I made of my self. Bacon those days I was egged on butter never would udder a word of manure miss at being a farmhand.


Jesse - Dec 01, 2003 2:12:56 pm PST #4967 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Sean K, in Natter, on the panda cam:

Okay, so baby pandas apparently sleep TWENTY FOUR HOURS A DAY!

And occasionally mama comes in and tries to shake him awake...

"WAKE UP BABY! THE WORLD IS WATCHING YOU! ALL YOU DO IS SLEEP!"

And then the baby panda says "okay I'll get up... and move to the other side of the enclosure, where I will go back to sleep."


lori - Dec 01, 2003 4:29:44 pm PST #4968 of 10000

Baby panda cam takes no prisoners, and demolishes ita's tough chick demeanor.

Pandas are shaped like hugs.


lori - Dec 01, 2003 4:45:40 pm PST #4969 of 10000

Continuing with the animal theme:

Cashmere, Nattering:

What is it about cats that makes them NOT. AFRAID. OF. ANYTHING? When he's pissed at me, Oz stares me down swishing his tail thinking, "just wait until I'm big enough to eat you."


Nicole - Dec 01, 2003 7:35:39 pm PST #4970 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!

Jilli and Plei, in Bitches -

Jilli

See, I think it's very cool and amazing and nifty that people I know are having babies. But there's still a part of my hind-brain that goes "They have a little thing growing in them! iiiieeee!", and then the Aliens movies start playing in my head. Just one of the many reason why I am never, ever having babies. Ever.

Plei

Yeah, but that's also why you won't drink Bubble Tea.