'Bushwhacked'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Sean K, in Natter, on the panda cam:
Okay, so baby pandas apparently sleep TWENTY FOUR HOURS A DAY!
And occasionally mama comes in and tries to shake him awake...
"WAKE UP BABY! THE WORLD IS WATCHING YOU! ALL YOU DO IS SLEEP!"
And then the baby panda says "okay I'll get up... and move to the other side of the enclosure, where I will go back to sleep."
Baby panda cam takes no prisoners, and demolishes ita's tough chick demeanor.
Pandas are shaped like hugs.
Continuing with the animal theme:
Cashmere, Nattering:
What is it about cats that makes them NOT. AFRAID. OF. ANYTHING? When he's pissed at me, Oz stares me down swishing his tail thinking, "just wait until I'm big enough to eat you."
Jilli and Plei, in Bitches -
Jilli
See, I think it's very cool and amazing and nifty that people I know are having babies. But there's still a part of my hind-brain that goes "They have a little thing growing in them! iiiieeee!", and then the Aliens movies start playing in my head. Just one of the many reason why I am never, ever having babies. Ever.
Plei
Yeah, but that's also why you won't drink Bubble Tea.
Deena: The dollhouses looked amazingly cool, and I'd even consider building one if I didn't know for sure I'd be in jail for killing Kara 10 minutes after I started.
Scrappy: Our friends with two kids (one six months) have one of those cell phones with a walkie-talkie function. They use it all the time. They both work and it really helps with covering the bases and arranging rides and dinner and such (and also to sing TV theme songs then suddenly hang up).
From Spoilers (but not a spoiler w/out context)
Plei: You just gave me a DARK bunny.
Hec: ...and suddenly all the perverse and twisted people in the world just had a shiver run down their spines
...and suddenly all the perverse and twisted people in the world just had a shiver run down their spines
I was just wondering what caused that...
Matt, In Buffy 4:
Definitely, the flu that had me home and watching TV that premiere night in 1997 was the luckiest snot-filled illness of my life.
The Empress, in Bitches:
I give until Friday for the dillweed to get the itemized list and refund to us. After that:
IN PLACE OF THE DARK LANDLORD YOU WOULD HAVE AN EMPRESS! NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE CEMENT ANIMAL CHAIRS, TRECHEROUS AS THE WATER PRESSURE, STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF YOUR SHIT ASS APARTMENT BUILDING! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND PAY ME MY FUCKING DEPOSIT!