'War Stories'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Natter:
Shawn: I'm still trying to figure out whether I'd go to a party if I were there. Would I be all, "man, she's all played out" or "man, she's a firecracker when you getter drunk & shit. man."
I better nap this question out. It tests my existential faculties.
My adored erika in Bitches, after Cashmere's report on getting to sing karaoke with Andy Hallett:
What's he look like, when he's not, you know, green?
What's he look like, when he's not, you know, green?
This just brought up a question - has Lorne ever sung "It's not easy being green"?
Bwah!(Mr. Hallett's very cute.)
Natter DCJ:
I worked a Pun Farm once. I was too sheep to stay long. My Baaad. I'm kinda cowed by the udder pig I made of my self. Bacon those days I was egged on butter never would udder a word of manure miss at being a farmhand.
Sean K, in Natter, on the panda cam:
Okay, so baby pandas apparently sleep TWENTY FOUR HOURS A DAY!
And occasionally mama comes in and tries to shake him awake...
"WAKE UP BABY! THE WORLD IS WATCHING YOU! ALL YOU DO IS SLEEP!"
And then the baby panda says "okay I'll get up... and move to the other side of the enclosure, where I will go back to sleep."
Baby panda cam takes no prisoners, and demolishes ita's tough chick demeanor.
Pandas are shaped like hugs.
Continuing with the animal theme:
Cashmere, Nattering:
What is it about cats that makes them NOT. AFRAID. OF. ANYTHING? When he's pissed at me, Oz stares me down swishing his tail thinking, "just wait until I'm big enough to eat you."
Jilli and Plei, in Bitches -
Jilli
See, I think it's very cool and amazing and nifty that people I know are having babies. But there's still a part of my hind-brain that goes "They have a little thing growing in them! iiiieeee!", and then the Aliens movies start playing in my head. Just one of the many reason why I am never, ever having babies. Ever.
Plei
Yeah, but that's also why you won't drink Bubble Tea.
Deena: The dollhouses looked amazingly cool, and I'd even consider building one if I didn't know for sure I'd be in jail for killing Kara 10 minutes after I started.