Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Trudy Booth - Dec 02, 2003 5:10:14 am PST #4971 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Deena: The dollhouses looked amazingly cool, and I'd even consider building one if I didn't know for sure I'd be in jail for killing Kara 10 minutes after I started.


Trudy Booth - Dec 02, 2003 10:30:26 am PST #4972 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Scrappy: Our friends with two kids (one six months) have one of those cell phones with a walkie-talkie function. They use it all the time. They both work and it really helps with covering the bases and arranging rides and dinner and such (and also to sing TV theme songs then suddenly hang up).


Cindy - Dec 02, 2003 3:00:40 pm PST #4973 of 10000
Nobody

From Spoilers (but not a spoiler w/out context)

Plei: You just gave me a DARK bunny.

Hec: ...and suddenly all the perverse and twisted people in the world just had a shiver run down their spines


Wolfram - Dec 02, 2003 3:39:41 pm PST #4974 of 10000
Visilurking

...and suddenly all the perverse and twisted people in the world just had a shiver run down their spines

I was just wondering what caused that...


DCJensen - Dec 02, 2003 5:27:28 pm PST #4975 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Matt, In Buffy 4:

Definitely, the flu that had me home and watching TV that premiere night in 1997 was the luckiest snot-filled illness of my life.


Jessica - Dec 02, 2003 6:04:21 pm PST #4976 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The Empress, in Bitches:

I give until Friday for the dillweed to get the itemized list and refund to us. After that:

IN PLACE OF THE DARK LANDLORD YOU WOULD HAVE AN EMPRESS! NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE CEMENT ANIMAL CHAIRS, TRECHEROUS AS THE WATER PRESSURE, STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF YOUR SHIT ASS APARTMENT BUILDING! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND PAY ME MY FUCKING DEPOSIT!


sj - Dec 02, 2003 6:14:50 pm PST #4977 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Phill in Bitches:

I got an espresso machine for my birfday. I'm so wired that I can vibrate faster than electrons on PCP


Trudy Booth - Dec 02, 2003 8:13:40 pm PST #4978 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jacqueline Zahas: They're about the sloppiest, most lackadaisical, neglectful idiotic don't-deserve-to-own-property landlords (not evil, just criminally stupid and lazy) in the state of California.

Steph L.: And this is the apartment you've been pimping to me?

Jacqueline Zahas: Well, the one I was pimping before I found out the building might be condemned.


Calli - Dec 03, 2003 3:50:16 am PST #4979 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Aerating my diet coke in Bitches:

deborah grabien: me and trainwrecks, NSM. I've already got the Bush Adminstration - Paris Hilton? Don't think so.


lori - Dec 03, 2003 7:12:06 am PST #4980 of 10000

Nattering on ita's no-good, horrible, terrible, really bad day.

Nilly:

To: ita's day

You'd better stop attacking ita, and start behaving yourself. She could make you yesterday, tomorrow or next month with her pinky, so be careful.

Signed, I'm from your future, so I know better than you.