Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you.

Mal ,'The Message'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 30, 2003 4:18:31 pm PST #4964 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

What's he look like, when he's not, you know, green?

This just brought up a question - has Lorne ever sung "It's not easy being green"?


erikaj - Nov 30, 2003 4:23:12 pm PST #4965 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Bwah!(Mr. Hallett's very cute.)


beth b - Nov 30, 2003 7:15:26 pm PST #4966 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Natter DCJ:

I worked a Pun Farm once. I was too sheep to stay long. My Baaad. I'm kinda cowed by the udder pig I made of my self. Bacon those days I was egged on butter never would udder a word of manure miss at being a farmhand.


Jesse - Dec 01, 2003 2:12:56 pm PST #4967 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Sean K, in Natter, on the panda cam:

Okay, so baby pandas apparently sleep TWENTY FOUR HOURS A DAY!

And occasionally mama comes in and tries to shake him awake...

"WAKE UP BABY! THE WORLD IS WATCHING YOU! ALL YOU DO IS SLEEP!"

And then the baby panda says "okay I'll get up... and move to the other side of the enclosure, where I will go back to sleep."


lori - Dec 01, 2003 4:29:44 pm PST #4968 of 10000

Baby panda cam takes no prisoners, and demolishes ita's tough chick demeanor.

Pandas are shaped like hugs.


lori - Dec 01, 2003 4:45:40 pm PST #4969 of 10000

Continuing with the animal theme:

Cashmere, Nattering:

What is it about cats that makes them NOT. AFRAID. OF. ANYTHING? When he's pissed at me, Oz stares me down swishing his tail thinking, "just wait until I'm big enough to eat you."


Nicole - Dec 01, 2003 7:35:39 pm PST #4970 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!

Jilli and Plei, in Bitches -

Jilli

See, I think it's very cool and amazing and nifty that people I know are having babies. But there's still a part of my hind-brain that goes "They have a little thing growing in them! iiiieeee!", and then the Aliens movies start playing in my head. Just one of the many reason why I am never, ever having babies. Ever.

Plei

Yeah, but that's also why you won't drink Bubble Tea.


Trudy Booth - Dec 02, 2003 5:10:14 am PST #4971 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Deena: The dollhouses looked amazingly cool, and I'd even consider building one if I didn't know for sure I'd be in jail for killing Kara 10 minutes after I started.


Trudy Booth - Dec 02, 2003 10:30:26 am PST #4972 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Scrappy: Our friends with two kids (one six months) have one of those cell phones with a walkie-talkie function. They use it all the time. They both work and it really helps with covering the bases and arranging rides and dinner and such (and also to sing TV theme songs then suddenly hang up).


Cindy - Dec 02, 2003 3:00:40 pm PST #4973 of 10000
Nobody

From Spoilers (but not a spoiler w/out context)

Plei: You just gave me a DARK bunny.

Hec: ...and suddenly all the perverse and twisted people in the world just had a shiver run down their spines