Buffy ,'Showtime'
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In Bitches:
Sean:
It never ceases to amaze me the number of people having problems in their relationships who think that getting married/having a kid/having another kid will somehow help, and not exacerbate the problems.
Gud:
Ah, the let's-use-this-gasoline-to-put-out-the-fire school of thought.
[For Cubs fans this is also known as let's-go-to-the-bullpen school of thought]
(DX, I think that was Sean, not me. I said something similar, and first, I might add, but I went unnoticed. Insert that saying about the guy who's never whatevered in his own something or other.)
(You did not go unnoticed. I just thought Sean was agreeing with you in a particularly vehemently head-bobbing sort of way.)
ita in Natter:
As I was climbing out of sleep this morning, I found myself wondering what Native Americans called today. "You're Welcome Day"? "No, Thank You Day"? Dunno.
Natter:
Shawn: I'm still trying to figure out whether I'd go to a party if I were there. Would I be all, "man, she's all played out" or "man, she's a firecracker when you getter drunk & shit. man."
I better nap this question out. It tests my existential faculties.
My adored erika in Bitches, after Cashmere's report on getting to sing karaoke with Andy Hallett:
What's he look like, when he's not, you know, green?
What's he look like, when he's not, you know, green?
This just brought up a question - has Lorne ever sung "It's not easy being green"?
Bwah!(Mr. Hallett's very cute.)
Natter DCJ:
I worked a Pun Farm once. I was too sheep to stay long. My Baaad. I'm kinda cowed by the udder pig I made of my self. Bacon those days I was egged on butter never would udder a word of manure miss at being a farmhand.
Sean K, in Natter, on the panda cam:
Okay, so baby pandas apparently sleep TWENTY FOUR HOURS A DAY!
And occasionally mama comes in and tries to shake him awake...
"WAKE UP BABY! THE WORLD IS WATCHING YOU! ALL YOU DO IS SLEEP!"
And then the baby panda says "okay I'll get up... and move to the other side of the enclosure, where I will go back to sleep."