And Nutty's followup to Cindy:
Cindy, how are you not dead? Or did all the muggers decide you were too likely to flip them over while you were searching for your wallet to hand over, and pass you by??
Mal: Cut it out. Job's not done until we're back on Serenity. Zoe: Sorry, sir. Didn't mean to enjoy the moment.
'Ariel'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Beverly - Nov 11, 2003 12:17:00 pm PST #4829 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
DXMachina - Nov 11, 2003 4:13:01 pm PST #4830 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Nutty, with some sound advice in Natter:
Generally speaking, when you pull the pin out of a grenade, that only encourages it to explode. That is aiding and abetting an explosive.
Still of the opinion that defense against explosives is run away! Run away! and then hide someplace until they stop exploding.
Theodosia - Nov 12, 2003 2:22:33 am PST #4831 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Sean K, in reaction to a recipe that included whole fish heads:
That's one of my few hard and fast rules about food. It is not allowed to look back at me. EVER.
Nilly - Nov 12, 2003 4:02:33 am PST #4832 of 10000
Swouncing
Natter:
Theodosia: Is there an echo in here, or is somebody having a birthday?
juliana - Nov 12, 2003 6:03:36 am PST #4833 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
billytea, in Natter (I'm just the setup):
me:
Can she thwump things as well?
billytea:
Not in this thread.
I mean, she can, but then I'd be standing in the corner complaining about these 'damn kids with their loud music and sleeves of sundry colour', and how in my day 'thwumping really meant something'. And you never, ever ponked on the first date.
That's the trouble with kids these days. No respect. It's all thwumping and muppets.
edit: D'OH!
Cindy - Nov 12, 2003 6:04:51 am PST #4834 of 10000
Nobody
(juliana--you so didn't want credit that you credited billytea with your set-up, too)
Betsy HP - Nov 12, 2003 7:13:20 am PST #4835 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
ita: For all we know Allyson kicked him in the head and forced him to tell.
Which is perfectly reasonable behaviour, right?
joe: Would that be "Why won't you go out with me? <kick!>" or "Why <kick!> won't <kick!> you <kick!> go <kick!> out <kick!> with <kick!> me? <kick!>"?
Matt: Joe, I think the second option sort of answers its own question.
Betsy HP - Nov 12, 2003 8:15:37 am PST #4836 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Nutty: Hello! This is your friendly Sense Of Shame calling. You seem to have left me behind at a truck stop in Toledo. I don't have a problem with the porn, really I don't, but in the interest of evolutionary continuity, please come pick me up and reinstall me soonest so that I may save you from being added to Scary People Arrest On Sight lists. You know I only want what's best for all of us. Thanks!
billytea - Nov 12, 2003 10:36:48 am PST #4837 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In Bitches:
Gloomcookie: Represent!
Smonster: North Carolina, raise your hands up, uh, something about a t-shirt and a helicopter, um, whodafuck is petey pablo anyway?
Theodosia - Nov 12, 2003 5:41:28 pm PST #4838 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
SailAweigh, in response to events unfolding in a recent Angel:
I can't watch from the hall, but I'm crouching behind my sofa so the extreme angst level doesn't flatten me.