'Trash'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Nutty, with some sound advice in Natter:
Generally speaking, when you pull the pin out of a grenade, that only encourages it to explode. That is aiding and abetting an explosive.
Still of the opinion that defense against explosives is run away! Run away! and then hide someplace until they stop exploding.
Sean K, in reaction to a recipe that included whole fish heads:
That's one of my few hard and fast rules about food. It is not allowed to look back at me. EVER.
Natter:
Theodosia: Is there an echo in here, or is somebody having a birthday?
billytea, in Natter (I'm just the setup):
me:
Can she thwump things as well?
billytea:
Not in this thread.
I mean, she can, but then I'd be standing in the corner complaining about these 'damn kids with their loud music and sleeves of sundry colour', and how in my day 'thwumping really meant something'. And you never, ever ponked on the first date.
That's the trouble with kids these days. No respect. It's all thwumping and muppets.
edit: D'OH!
(juliana--you so didn't want credit that you credited billytea with your set-up, too)
ita: For all we know Allyson kicked him in the head and forced him to tell.
Which is perfectly reasonable behaviour, right?
joe: Would that be "Why won't you go out with me? <kick!>" or "Why <kick!> won't <kick!> you <kick!> go <kick!> out <kick!> with <kick!> me? <kick!>"?
Matt: Joe, I think the second option sort of answers its own question.
Nutty: Hello! This is your friendly Sense Of Shame calling. You seem to have left me behind at a truck stop in Toledo. I don't have a problem with the porn, really I don't, but in the interest of evolutionary continuity, please come pick me up and reinstall me soonest so that I may save you from being added to Scary People Arrest On Sight lists. You know I only want what's best for all of us. Thanks!
In Bitches:
Gloomcookie: Represent!
Smonster: North Carolina, raise your hands up, uh, something about a t-shirt and a helicopter, um, whodafuck is petey pablo anyway?
SailAweigh, in response to events unfolding in a recent Angel:
I can't watch from the hall, but I'm crouching behind my sofa so the extreme angst level doesn't flatten me.
In Angel
Daniel C. Jensen: Daddy WP has the magic whistling dildo and he's using it on Angel!
tommyrot: Well it didn't quite whistle, did it?
DXMachina: I don't think he's using it right.
tommyrot: Maybe it takes someone pure of heart to make it whistle. Or else someone's who's eaten the right food.
DXMachina: Also, I'm pretty sure that's not how you use a dildo.