Sean K, in reaction to a recipe that included whole fish heads:
That's one of my few hard and fast rules about food. It is not allowed to look back at me. EVER.
Marco: Do we look reasonable to you? Mal: Well. Looks can be deceiving. Jayne: Not as deceiving as a low down dirty... deceiver.
'Out Of Gas'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Theodosia - Nov 12, 2003 2:22:33 am PST #4831 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Nilly - Nov 12, 2003 4:02:33 am PST #4832 of 10000
Swouncing
Natter:
Theodosia: Is there an echo in here, or is somebody having a birthday?
juliana - Nov 12, 2003 6:03:36 am PST #4833 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
billytea, in Natter (I'm just the setup):
me:
Can she thwump things as well?
billytea:
Not in this thread.
I mean, she can, but then I'd be standing in the corner complaining about these 'damn kids with their loud music and sleeves of sundry colour', and how in my day 'thwumping really meant something'. And you never, ever ponked on the first date.
That's the trouble with kids these days. No respect. It's all thwumping and muppets.
edit: D'OH!
Cindy - Nov 12, 2003 6:04:51 am PST #4834 of 10000
Nobody
(juliana--you so didn't want credit that you credited billytea with your set-up, too)
Betsy HP - Nov 12, 2003 7:13:20 am PST #4835 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
ita: For all we know Allyson kicked him in the head and forced him to tell.
Which is perfectly reasonable behaviour, right?
joe: Would that be "Why won't you go out with me? <kick!>" or "Why <kick!> won't <kick!> you <kick!> go <kick!> out <kick!> with <kick!> me? <kick!>"?
Matt: Joe, I think the second option sort of answers its own question.
Betsy HP - Nov 12, 2003 8:15:37 am PST #4836 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Nutty: Hello! This is your friendly Sense Of Shame calling. You seem to have left me behind at a truck stop in Toledo. I don't have a problem with the porn, really I don't, but in the interest of evolutionary continuity, please come pick me up and reinstall me soonest so that I may save you from being added to Scary People Arrest On Sight lists. You know I only want what's best for all of us. Thanks!
billytea - Nov 12, 2003 10:36:48 am PST #4837 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In Bitches:
Gloomcookie: Represent!
Smonster: North Carolina, raise your hands up, uh, something about a t-shirt and a helicopter, um, whodafuck is petey pablo anyway?
Theodosia - Nov 12, 2003 5:41:28 pm PST #4838 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
SailAweigh, in response to events unfolding in a recent Angel:
I can't watch from the hall, but I'm crouching behind my sofa so the extreme angst level doesn't flatten me.
Trudy Booth - Nov 12, 2003 7:19:02 pm PST #4839 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
In Angel
Daniel C. Jensen: Daddy WP has the magic whistling dildo and he's using it on Angel!
tommyrot: Well it didn't quite whistle, did it?
DXMachina: I don't think he's using it right.
tommyrot: Maybe it takes someone pure of heart to make it whistle. Or else someone's who's eaten the right food.
DXMachina: Also, I'm pretty sure that's not how you use a dildo.
Cindy - Nov 13, 2003 1:21:03 am PST #4840 of 10000
Nobody
billytea: I think the most promising career change could be into some sort of teaching or training (possibly in my current field), because it would allow me to blend my twin interests of helping people and being a smart-ass.