All right, yes, date and shop and hang out and go to school and save the world from unspeakable demons. You know, I wanna do girlie stuff!

Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


billytea - Nov 12, 2003 10:36:48 am PST #4837 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In Bitches:

Gloomcookie: Represent!

Smonster: North Carolina, raise your hands up, uh, something about a t-shirt and a helicopter, um, whodafuck is petey pablo anyway?


Theodosia - Nov 12, 2003 5:41:28 pm PST #4838 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

SailAweigh, in response to events unfolding in a recent Angel:

I can't watch from the hall, but I'm crouching behind my sofa so the extreme angst level doesn't flatten me.


Trudy Booth - Nov 12, 2003 7:19:02 pm PST #4839 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

In Angel

Daniel C. Jensen: Daddy WP has the magic whistling dildo and he's using it on Angel!

tommyrot: Well it didn't quite whistle, did it?

DXMachina: I don't think he's using it right.

tommyrot: Maybe it takes someone pure of heart to make it whistle. Or else someone's who's eaten the right food.

DXMachina: Also, I'm pretty sure that's not how you use a dildo.


Cindy - Nov 13, 2003 1:21:03 am PST #4840 of 10000
Nobody

billytea: I think the most promising career change could be into some sort of teaching or training (possibly in my current field), because it would allow me to blend my twin interests of helping people and being a smart-ass.


Theodosia - Nov 13, 2003 3:23:54 am PST #4841 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Betsy HP:

You're in pain. Don't give a second thought about its being attractive. When you are lying on the floor writhing, it is not your job to be ornamental.


Cindy - Nov 13, 2003 4:18:30 am PST #4842 of 10000
Nobody

When you are lying on the floor writhing, it is not your job to be ornamental.

I so need to tag that.


Nora Deirdre - Nov 13, 2003 7:21:12 am PST #4843 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Erin, in Natter:

The SCLU: Fighting for the Freedom of Scotch whisky everywhere.

Their motto? "If you don't drrrink whisky, then SCLU you!"


Betsy HP - Nov 13, 2003 7:32:34 am PST #4844 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

ita: My mother warned me not to date West Indians.

I've been good.

Perkins: My mother warned me not to date Caltech students.

I wasn't so good.

Erin: My mom never warned me off anyone.

I've been bad.


Aims - Nov 13, 2003 7:36:31 am PST #4845 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Anne W in Biches:

That should tell you something about W. family dynamics. That, and the fact that my great-great grandmother once wrote in her diary "All of my best children are dead."


Am-Chau Yarkona - Nov 13, 2003 8:00:34 am PST #4846 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Shrift, in FF: RW+E, extends a cake=fic metaphor:

I just want to make it clear that, since there are Buffistas here whom I know and respect writing RPF, I sometimes lament that they're writing stuff That Is Not My Beautiful Cake, I would never want to come off as an abusive psycho to any of them.

Your Cake Is Not My Cake. You Are Welcome to Think My Cake Has Crack in It.

Our Cakes May Coexist Peacefully, Provided That Neither of Us Forces the Other to Eat It, Too.