Nutty: Hello! This is your friendly Sense Of Shame calling. You seem to have left me behind at a truck stop in Toledo. I don't have a problem with the porn, really I don't, but in the interest of evolutionary continuity, please come pick me up and reinstall me soonest so that I may save you from being added to Scary People Arrest On Sight lists. You know I only want what's best for all of us. Thanks!
I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.
Anya ,'Get It Done'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Betsy HP - Nov 12, 2003 8:15:37 am PST #4836 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
billytea - Nov 12, 2003 10:36:48 am PST #4837 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In Bitches:
Gloomcookie: Represent!
Smonster: North Carolina, raise your hands up, uh, something about a t-shirt and a helicopter, um, whodafuck is petey pablo anyway?
Theodosia - Nov 12, 2003 5:41:28 pm PST #4838 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
SailAweigh, in response to events unfolding in a recent Angel:
I can't watch from the hall, but I'm crouching behind my sofa so the extreme angst level doesn't flatten me.
Trudy Booth - Nov 12, 2003 7:19:02 pm PST #4839 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
In Angel
Daniel C. Jensen: Daddy WP has the magic whistling dildo and he's using it on Angel!
tommyrot: Well it didn't quite whistle, did it?
DXMachina: I don't think he's using it right.
tommyrot: Maybe it takes someone pure of heart to make it whistle. Or else someone's who's eaten the right food.
DXMachina: Also, I'm pretty sure that's not how you use a dildo.
Cindy - Nov 13, 2003 1:21:03 am PST #4840 of 10000
Nobody
billytea: I think the most promising career change could be into some sort of teaching or training (possibly in my current field), because it would allow me to blend my twin interests of helping people and being a smart-ass.
Theodosia - Nov 13, 2003 3:23:54 am PST #4841 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Betsy HP:
You're in pain. Don't give a second thought about its being attractive. When you are lying on the floor writhing, it is not your job to be ornamental.
Cindy - Nov 13, 2003 4:18:30 am PST #4842 of 10000
Nobody
When you are lying on the floor writhing, it is not your job to be ornamental.
I so need to tag that.
Nora Deirdre - Nov 13, 2003 7:21:12 am PST #4843 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Erin, in Natter:
The SCLU: Fighting for the Freedom of Scotch whisky everywhere.
Their motto? "If you don't drrrink whisky, then SCLU you!"
Betsy HP - Nov 13, 2003 7:32:34 am PST #4844 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
ita: My mother warned me not to date West Indians.
I've been good.
Perkins: My mother warned me not to date Caltech students.
I wasn't so good.
Erin: My mom never warned me off anyone.
I've been bad.
Aims - Nov 13, 2003 7:36:31 am PST #4845 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Anne W in Biches:
That should tell you something about W. family dynamics. That, and the fact that my great-great grandmother once wrote in her diary "All of my best children are dead."