'Soul Purpose'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Holli: Right now, I'm waiting for everyone else to get back from The Exorcist, (becasuse I am not just a horror movie wuss, I am their Queen), and I'm eating popcorn, and I found a piece that popped just so and looks exactly like a tiny yellow brain. Really. There's two wee little hemispheres, and it's even nicely textured and brain-fold-like on the surface.
It's possible that the sugar in the caramel popcorn hasn't been good for me. Meh.
Grammar in Natter:
Cindy: edited, because a sentence that begins with Woo hoo, shouldn't end in a period.
Fundraising in Natter:
Allyson: Right. So the plan is to ransom a beagle...
This could be a problem.
SeNd uS 2000 DoLLeRs oR wE'LL uM, pEt rUdY. iF yOu cAll tHe cOpS wE'LL gIvE hIM yUmMy tReAtS
Allyson's axe murderers, in Natter:
Also, it was a little sketchy explaining how I knew everyone.
"This is Kat and Lori, who I met on the internet. And this is ita, who I met on the internet and was my roomie for a few months. Oh look! It's (Polgara) and Kristen, who I also met on the internet. This is (Scrappy) who I met on the internet, and (Miracleman) and Aimee who I met on the internet. This is (Burrell and DH), I met them on the internet. This is Colin, I didn't meet him on the internet. ita, who I met on the internet, introduced me. I don't know who these other people are, they must not have the internet."
Emily, in Boxed Set: (Edit: Please ignore the total rotten horrible grammaticalness of the above. Emily haven't drinken coffeen already.)
Betsy HP: Oh, I love this. A blogger has just referred to Gulf War II as "Operation Inigo Montoya."
Matt tBF: I certainly think that Fearless Leader is using plenty of words that don't mean what he thinks they mean.
erika: I'm thinking my current bitter is past that which is sexually attractive,but I could be wrong...
billytea in natter:
I think I've worked it out. Alias is actually a key component of the war on terror. It goes to remarkable lengths to make terrorism look hopelessly complicated, and impossible without ridiculously advanced technological gadgetry. This goes beyond simply 'don't use any plots that could give someone ideas', into 'make it all look so hard that any potential threats will be hopelessly demoralised'. Also, 'any terrorists hoping for a life expectancy longer than three episodes must look as good as Sark', and 'any threats to our security will be met by ruthless and overwhelming force, by which we mean SpyDaddy'.
Natter:
Trudy: Edit" Dude, Snoop Dog is possessing mz kezboard
The Madrigal Weather Report:
40's and raining. Constantly gray. It's dying dramatically on the moors kind of weather, only without the actual moors.