Allyson's axe murderers, in Natter:

Also, it was a little sketchy explaining how I knew everyone.

"This is Kat and Lori, who I met on the internet. And this is ita, who I met on the internet and was my roomie for a few months. Oh look! It's (Polgara) and Kristen, who I also met on the internet. This is (Scrappy) who I met on the internet, and (Miracleman) and Aimee who I met on the internet. This is (Burrell and DH), I met them on the internet. This is Colin, I didn't meet him on the internet. ita, who I met on the internet, introduced me. I don't know who these other people are, they must not have the internet."

Emily, in Boxed Set: (Edit: Please ignore the total rotten horrible grammaticalness of the above. Emily haven't drinken coffeen already.)

Betsy HP: Oh, I love this. A blogger has just referred to Gulf War II as "Operation Inigo Montoya."

Matt tBF: I certainly think that Fearless Leader is using plenty of words that don't mean what he thinks they mean.

erika: I'm thinking my current bitter is past that which is sexually attractive,but I could be wrong...

billytea in natter:

I think I've worked it out. Alias is actually a key component of the war on terror. It goes to remarkable lengths to make terrorism look hopelessly complicated, and impossible without ridiculously advanced technological gadgetry. This goes beyond simply 'don't use any plots that could give someone ideas', into 'make it all look so hard that any potential threats will be hopelessly demoralised'. Also, 'any terrorists hoping for a life expectancy longer than three episodes must look as good as Sark', and 'any threats to our security will be met by ruthless and overwhelming force, by which we mean SpyDaddy'.

Natter:

Trudy: Edit" Dude, Snoop Dog is possessing mz kezboard

The Madrigal Weather Report:

40's and raining. Constantly gray. It's dying dramatically on the moors kind of weather, only without the actual moors.

Allyson [re: some lame Friendster dude]: I mean, he said that I seem like a pain in the ass, but could probably be fun.

NoiseDesign: Maybe it was a subtle way of him saying he wants you to wear a strap-on?

Hahahaha!

Madrigal:

Oh, yes, Friends. The show that thinks putting an anorexic actress in a fat suit for jokes is a good idea. And then, they craft a whole season about her character trying to have a baby while she's having miscarriages. It's like they learned sensitivity from my mother.

Shawn, in Natter:

So, did you know everything in the world is made out of carbs? I did not know that until day one on the South Beach. Thank god cheese exists.