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bon bon - Nov 03, 2003 5:43:05 am PST #4776 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

billytea in natter:

I think I've worked it out. Alias is actually a key component of the war on terror. It goes to remarkable lengths to make terrorism look hopelessly complicated, and impossible without ridiculously advanced technological gadgetry. This goes beyond simply 'don't use any plots that could give someone ideas', into 'make it all look so hard that any potential threats will be hopelessly demoralised'. Also, 'any terrorists hoping for a life expectancy longer than three episodes must look as good as Sark', and 'any threats to our security will be met by ruthless and overwhelming force, by which we mean SpyDaddy'.

Nilly - Nov 03, 2003 7:43:16 am PST #4777 of 10000
Swouncing

Natter:

Trudy: Edit" Dude, Snoop Dog is possessing mz kezboard

Theodosia - Nov 03, 2003 7:52:46 am PST #4778 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

The Madrigal Weather Report:

40's and raining. Constantly gray. It's dying dramatically on the moors kind of weather, only without the actual moors.

flea - Nov 03, 2003 9:54:29 am PST #4779 of 10000
information libertarian

Allyson [re: some lame Friendster dude]: I mean, he said that I seem like a pain in the ass, but could probably be fun.

NoiseDesign: Maybe it was a subtle way of him saying he wants you to wear a strap-on?

Hahahaha!

Theodosia - Nov 03, 2003 12:53:56 pm PST #4780 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Madrigal:

Oh, yes, Friends. The show that thinks putting an anorexic actress in a fat suit for jokes is a good idea. And then, they craft a whole season about her character trying to have a baby while she's having miscarriages. It's like they learned sensitivity from my mother.

Deena - Nov 03, 2003 6:47:12 pm PST #4781 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Shawn, in Natter:

So, did you know everything in the world is made out of carbs? I did not know that until day one on the South Beach. Thank god cheese exists.

Theodosia - Nov 04, 2003 2:08:00 am PST #4782 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Continuing the food discussion:

Matt the Bruins fan:

Fortunately, if it squeals and tries to escape being eaten, it's not high in carbs.

billytea:

Obviously you've never tried my bacon strudel.

Trudy Booth - Nov 04, 2003 5:31:16 am PST #4783 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Noise Design: For once I actually COULD drop right off to sleep, but noooooooo, my friend with the rectal-cranial inversion has made it such that I'm still up working. I hope his head is warm in there.

sj - Nov 04, 2003 8:20:15 am PST #4784 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Matt in Bitches:

A red-splattered colder-than-room-temperature dessert that involves flaming would be the perfect thematic capper for an evening of Angel viewing.

Kat - Nov 04, 2003 9:19:04 am PST #4785 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

From Natter:

Susan W.

I think the horror that is Evgeny Plushenko's hair has made me immune to more ordinary forms of bad hair on a figure skater.

Matt

Good Lord! Normally you have to resort to an Angel flashback or the audience at a tractor pull to find hair that bad.

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