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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Trudy Booth - Oct 31, 2003 7:14:46 am PST #4759 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Phill: OK, so I'm sitting here with blue face paint and a friggin' sword strapped to my shoulder and a tartan sash accross my chest. Why does nobdy get my costume? Dang, people are stoopid.

Gudanov: I can't believe people don't recognize Warrior Smurf.

Strix - Oct 31, 2003 8:11:18 am PST #4760 of 10000

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Kat: Day of Dead isn't about costumes.

Allyson: I get it. So we bring a corpse, then?

Anne W. - Oct 31, 2003 9:34:00 am PST #4761 of 10000

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

In "Dude, Where's My Precious?"

Elena: You do know that there is (or is coming) a LOTR Monopoly, don't you?

DXM: Ooh, I want to build a hotel on Barad-dur!

smonster - Oct 31, 2003 9:47:25 am PST #4762 of 10000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

With added Phill:

Go to Mordor, go directly to mordor. Do night be slain in turn but be borne away to the houses of lamentation where your naked soul will writhe in agony under the gaze of the liddless eye. Do not collect $200.

§ ita § - Oct 31, 2003 10:57:11 am PST #4763 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

erika, to John Cusack, re: dating choices, in Natter:

"You were my Yoda. You were Lloyd Freaking Dobler, man. What happened?"

Trudy Booth - Oct 31, 2003 11:05:54 am PST #4764 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Karl Thiessen: Matt, sometimes a fireman is just the thing.

amych - Oct 31, 2003 2:11:08 pm PST #4765 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

smonster - help!! i need boobie-wrapping advice!!!

amyparker - Now there's a sentence you don't see every day. Unless you're us.

Am-Chau Yarkona - Nov 01, 2003 2:17:08 am PST #4766 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

In Buffy:

Daniel C. Jensen: Sorry about the recaps, life is getting me behind.

smonster: It eats you starting with your bottom?

Phill: It sounds like a line from a cheap Soviet knock-off of BtVS.

Holli: "Comrades! Ve vill fight the capitalist vampire menace through cooperation and strength. Also, kicking."

and quite a lot more. But that's the part that got me.

Theodosia - Nov 01, 2003 5:26:57 am PST #4767 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

amyparker:

DH is looking for an episode of ST: Voyager to watch as part of the evening's festivities. His stated reasons are that it's about family history, and the way it changes, and the families we create for ourselves.

I think he wants to watch the scene where Janeway and Seven of Nine are being all cozy on the couch.

Theodosia - Nov 01, 2003 5:41:48 am PST #4768 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Cass:

And to add to the weirdness, last time I was at a strip club, one of the dancers was at least nearly six months along... Very strange. I was mesmerized in a very non-sexual fashion. I just watched her. She seemed to do well.

Aimée:

Some pregnant women have a feline-like grace.

I myself, will be a wildebeast in a suit.

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