Fundraising in Natter:
Allyson: Right. So the plan is to ransom a beagle...
This could be a problem.
SeNd uS 2000 DoLLeRs oR wE'LL uM, pEt rUdY. iF yOu cAll tHe cOpS wE'LL gIvE hIM yUmMy tReAtS
A ghost? What's the deal? Is every frat on this campus haunted? And if so, why do people keep coming to these parties, cause it's not the snacks.
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Nilly - Nov 02, 2003 5:32:36 am PST #4771 of 10000
Swouncing
lori - Nov 02, 2003 12:40:20 pm PST #4772 of 10000
Allyson's axe murderers, in Natter:
Also, it was a little sketchy explaining how I knew everyone.
"This is Kat and Lori, who I met on the internet. And this is ita, who I met on the internet and was my roomie for a few months. Oh look! It's (Polgara) and Kristen, who I also met on the internet. This is (Scrappy) who I met on the internet, and (Miracleman) and Aimee who I met on the internet. This is (Burrell and DH), I met them on the internet. This is Colin, I didn't meet him on the internet. ita, who I met on the internet, introduced me. I don't know who these other people are, they must not have the internet."
Cindy - Nov 02, 2003 1:28:51 pm PST #4773 of 10000
Nobody
Emily, in Boxed Set: (Edit: Please ignore the total rotten horrible grammaticalness of the above. Emily haven't drinken coffeen already.)
Daisy Jane - Nov 02, 2003 10:43:10 pm PST #4774 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Betsy HP: Oh, I love this. A blogger has just referred to Gulf War II as "Operation Inigo Montoya."
Matt tBF: I certainly think that Fearless Leader is using plenty of words that don't mean what he thinks they mean.
Cindy - Nov 03, 2003 1:51:19 am PST #4775 of 10000
Nobody
erika: I'm thinking my current bitter is past that which is sexually attractive,but I could be wrong...
bon bon - Nov 03, 2003 5:43:05 am PST #4776 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
billytea in natter:
I think I've worked it out. Alias is actually a key component of the war on terror. It goes to remarkable lengths to make terrorism look hopelessly complicated, and impossible without ridiculously advanced technological gadgetry. This goes beyond simply 'don't use any plots that could give someone ideas', into 'make it all look so hard that any potential threats will be hopelessly demoralised'. Also, 'any terrorists hoping for a life expectancy longer than three episodes must look as good as Sark', and 'any threats to our security will be met by ruthless and overwhelming force, by which we mean SpyDaddy'.
Nilly - Nov 03, 2003 7:43:16 am PST #4777 of 10000
Swouncing
Natter:
Trudy: Edit" Dude, Snoop Dog is possessing mz kezboard
Theodosia - Nov 03, 2003 7:52:46 am PST #4778 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
The Madrigal Weather Report:
40's and raining. Constantly gray. It's dying dramatically on the moors kind of weather, only without the actual moors.
flea - Nov 03, 2003 9:54:29 am PST #4779 of 10000
information libertarian
Allyson [re: some lame Friendster dude]: I mean, he said that I seem like a pain in the ass, but could probably be fun.
NoiseDesign: Maybe it was a subtle way of him saying he wants you to wear a strap-on?
Hahahaha!
Theodosia - Nov 03, 2003 12:53:56 pm PST #4780 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Madrigal:
Oh, yes, Friends. The show that thinks putting an anorexic actress in a fat suit for jokes is a good idea. And then, they craft a whole season about her character trying to have a baby while she's having miscarriages. It's like they learned sensitivity from my mother.