Buffy ,'Showtime'
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In Buffy:
Daniel C. Jensen: Sorry about the recaps, life is getting me behind.
smonster: It eats you starting with your bottom?
Phill: It sounds like a line from a cheap Soviet knock-off of BtVS.
Holli: "Comrades! Ve vill fight the capitalist vampire menace through cooperation and strength. Also, kicking."
and quite a lot more. But that's the part that got me.
amyparker:
DH is looking for an episode of ST: Voyager to watch as part of the evening's festivities. His stated reasons are that it's about family history, and the way it changes, and the families we create for ourselves.
I think he wants to watch the scene where Janeway and Seven of Nine are being all cozy on the couch.
Cass:
And to add to the weirdness, last time I was at a strip club, one of the dancers was at least nearly six months along... Very strange. I was mesmerized in a very non-sexual fashion. I just watched her. She seemed to do well.
Aimée:
Some pregnant women have a feline-like grace.
I myself, will be a wildebeast in a suit.
Holli: Right now, I'm waiting for everyone else to get back from The Exorcist, (becasuse I am not just a horror movie wuss, I am their Queen), and I'm eating popcorn, and I found a piece that popped just so and looks exactly like a tiny yellow brain. Really. There's two wee little hemispheres, and it's even nicely textured and brain-fold-like on the surface.
It's possible that the sugar in the caramel popcorn hasn't been good for me. Meh.
Grammar in Natter:
Cindy: edited, because a sentence that begins with Woo hoo, shouldn't end in a period.
Fundraising in Natter:
Allyson: Right. So the plan is to ransom a beagle...
This could be a problem.
SeNd uS 2000 DoLLeRs oR wE'LL uM, pEt rUdY. iF yOu cAll tHe cOpS wE'LL gIvE hIM yUmMy tReAtS
Allyson's axe murderers, in Natter:
Also, it was a little sketchy explaining how I knew everyone.
"This is Kat and Lori, who I met on the internet. And this is ita, who I met on the internet and was my roomie for a few months. Oh look! It's (Polgara) and Kristen, who I also met on the internet. This is (Scrappy) who I met on the internet, and (Miracleman) and Aimee who I met on the internet. This is (Burrell and DH), I met them on the internet. This is Colin, I didn't meet him on the internet. ita, who I met on the internet, introduced me. I don't know who these other people are, they must not have the internet."
Emily, in Boxed Set: (Edit: Please ignore the total rotten horrible grammaticalness of the above. Emily haven't drinken coffeen already.)
Betsy HP: Oh, I love this. A blogger has just referred to Gulf War II as "Operation Inigo Montoya."
Matt tBF: I certainly think that Fearless Leader is using plenty of words that don't mean what he thinks they mean.
erika: I'm thinking my current bitter is past that which is sexually attractive,but I could be wrong...