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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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smonster - Oct 27, 2003 8:08:51 am PST #4724 of 10000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

apropros of very little, in Buffy.

Vortex: Bumper sticker spotted this morning:

Right now, legions of ninja monkeys are plotting my demise.

billytea: From now on - and I expect future generations to hail me as a visionary - I intend to replace in my mind all references to terrorists with 'legions of ninja monkeys'.

"Bush Announces Progress In War On Legions Of Ninja Monkeys"

"If I don't receive my steak diane with steamed vegetables and garlic mash within twenty minutes, then the legions of ninja monkeys have already won."

"Local Man Held On Suspicion Of Being A Legion Of Ninja Monkeys"

DXMachina - Oct 27, 2003 9:19:13 am PST #4725 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

billytea continues on a roll, in Natter:

Nilly:

amy, I'll write your cover letter if you edit my paper?

Of course, English isn't my first language and I have no experience (which may explain my continuing struggling with the paper). So I wouldn't accept my offer if I were you.

Cindy:

Dear People:

Please hire me, because I have mad skilz and you'd be crazy not to. Check out my C.V.!

Love, amych (which is versatile, and can be prounounced ah-mick)

amych:

scribbling notes So, how do you say "mad skilz" in Hebrew, anyway?

billytea:

'Krav Maga'.

Java cat - Oct 27, 2003 3:04:41 pm PST #4726 of 10000

Not javachik

In F2F, the discussion about letting people know there’s a vote on location happening soon:

Noise Design: I would really hate to see how many of us it would take to change a light bulb and just how long we would be standing in the dark before it happened.

Steph: Well, there'd probably be a long discussion on wattage....

Deena: That would be a technical issue, ND. We'd talk about it until ita got access to the bulbs and changed it. Then we'd give her knives.

plus more, starting here

Trudy Booth - Oct 27, 2003 5:59:34 pm PST #4727 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aimée: MM and I have resigned ourselves tot he fact that our child's first word might very well be "Fuck".

Theodosia - Oct 28, 2003 2:42:00 am PST #4728 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

From Angel, the Matt & Kristen show:

Matt the Bruins fan:

The sad thing is, he had a lot more personality back when he was an unknown actor playing thugs and con men in indie films. One more atrocity for the pile Allie McBeal must answer for.

Kristen:

Just another line item on the "David E. Kelley is a Soul Sucking Demon" list.

Matt the Bruins fan:

I think it must be how Michelle Pfeiffer stays so beautiful. Instead of the blood of virgins, she bathes in the talent and charisma of formerly gifted actors from her husband's shows.

Kristen :

Oooohhhh...excellent reasoning. It would also explain why she stays with the Soul Sucking Demon.

Matt the Bruins fan:

There may be something to this theory. While no Olivier, James Marsden could actually act to some degree back when he was on Second Noah, and even in the first X-Men movie. Then comes a stint on Allie Mcbeal, and now they have to spray him for termites if shooting is outdoors.

billytea - Oct 28, 2003 9:48:45 am PST #4729 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Trudy, in Natter. There was context. It sacrificed itself to create a better world.

What I'd REALLY like to say to the rude men is, "Are they enormous or just incredibly delicate?" and just stare at their crotches until they sit up.

DXMachina - Oct 28, 2003 10:10:04 am PST #4730 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Cashmere, in Natter:

I try to send the leave-me-alone-I'm-reading-my-book vibe. DH got stuck next to a woman on our 9 hour flight to London who asked him if he had accepted Jesus as his personal savior. He replied, "I have, but I think my wife's been struggling with that decision." I nearly tossed him out of the emergency exit.

Trudy Booth - Oct 28, 2003 10:13:55 am PST #4731 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Shawn: Anyone got advice for what to do about an itchy turtleneck?

sarameg: Take it off and burn it.

erikaj - Oct 28, 2003 12:39:48 pm PST #4732 of 10000

Always Anti-fascist!

Scrappy in Natter: People suck often, but are also fascinating and wonderful.

DXMachina - Oct 28, 2003 2:21:30 pm PST #4733 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Nilly, being silly in Natter

<Joins Suela iin jumping on desks (though it's entirely my fault)>

<Tries not to hit my keyboard while doing that>

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