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Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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DXMachina - Oct 28, 2003 10:10:04 am PST #4730 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Cashmere, in Natter:

I try to send the leave-me-alone-I'm-reading-my-book vibe. DH got stuck next to a woman on our 9 hour flight to London who asked him if he had accepted Jesus as his personal savior. He replied, "I have, but I think my wife's been struggling with that decision." I nearly tossed him out of the emergency exit.

Trudy Booth - Oct 28, 2003 10:13:55 am PST #4731 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Shawn: Anyone got advice for what to do about an itchy turtleneck?

sarameg: Take it off and burn it.

erikaj - Oct 28, 2003 12:39:48 pm PST #4732 of 10000

Always Anti-fascist!

Scrappy in Natter: People suck often, but are also fascinating and wonderful.

DXMachina - Oct 28, 2003 2:21:30 pm PST #4733 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Nilly, being silly in Natter

<Joins Suela iin jumping on desks (though it's entirely my fault)>

<Tries not to hit my keyboard while doing that>

tgifiiieosefky

<misses>

Sean K - Oct 28, 2003 2:40:44 pm PST #4734 of 10000

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Lyra Jane mocks some Buffistas' (including me) phobia, and cracks me up at the same time:

I refuse to be afraid of anything I can kill with a square of toilet paper.

Cindy - Oct 29, 2003 1:12:34 am PST #4735 of 10000

Nobody

From Bitches,

Nicole: Only have Dreyers No Sugar Added Vanilla in the freezer.

Not tempted in the least bit to eat any of it.

amyparker: Nicole, for the love of dog, why? Why is it there?

Nicole: Fuck if I know.

Sometimes I have illusions of eating healthy while I'm at the grocery store.

amyparker: Ice cream is good for you! It has . . . um . . . .

(Sean? Help me out here?)

Sean: Oh, um... well... it's got ice cream in it... I mean, it's 100% pure ice cream, right? What could be better for you than that?

It certainly sold me on the ice cream I had tonight.

DXMachina - Oct 29, 2003 4:36:04 am PST #4736 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Cindy and her daughter, in Bitches:

JULIA: Mommy, is that really for me.

ME: No. It's not. It's mine. It came to me.

JULIA: Why do you get a tiara?

ME: Because I am the Queen.

JULIA: No. Really.

Later that same conversation:

JULIA: Can I have it when you die?

ME: Sure.

JULIA: That's so exciting.

ME: Wouldn't you miss me if I died.

JULIA: I could look at a picture of you.

Nilly - Oct 29, 2003 4:42:50 am PST #4737 of 10000

Swouncing

Julia is Zoe! ("If you die, can I have your share?") t /Firefly natter

And now, COMMed Natter:

Jesse: Whitefont is funny. I saw this:

Watching 24 and FUCKING

and thought, "AND posting? Damn, now that's multi-tasking."

Trudy Booth - Oct 29, 2003 5:40:55 am PST #4738 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Astarte: That lamb should be sporting tassles in strategic spots.

Katie M - Oct 29, 2003 10:38:55 am PST #4739 of 10000

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

JenP, describing the ST:TNG episode "Tin Man" (An entry in my continuing series, Why I Love Genre Fandom):

Giant Potato-Spaceship of Doom meets Tortured Betazoid Telepath of Crazy-Making Mad Skilz (think Earshot, near the end but before the cure). They live happily ever after.

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