Aimée: MM and I have resigned ourselves tot he fact that our child's first word might very well be "Fuck".
Mal: You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you here looking at me like I owe him something? Jayne: Wishing I could, Captain.
'Jaynestown'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Oct 27, 2003 5:59:34 pm PST #4727 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Theodosia - Oct 28, 2003 2:42:00 am PST #4728 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
From Angel, the Matt & Kristen show:
Matt the Bruins fan:
The sad thing is, he had a lot more personality back when he was an unknown actor playing thugs and con men in indie films. One more atrocity for the pile Allie McBeal must answer for.
Kristen:
Just another line item on the "David E. Kelley is a Soul Sucking Demon" list.
Matt the Bruins fan:
I think it must be how Michelle Pfeiffer stays so beautiful. Instead of the blood of virgins, she bathes in the talent and charisma of formerly gifted actors from her husband's shows.
Kristen :
Oooohhhh...excellent reasoning. It would also explain why she stays with the Soul Sucking Demon.
Matt the Bruins fan:
There may be something to this theory. While no Olivier, James Marsden could actually act to some degree back when he was on Second Noah, and even in the first X-Men movie. Then comes a stint on Allie Mcbeal, and now they have to spray him for termites if shooting is outdoors.
billytea - Oct 28, 2003 9:48:45 am PST #4729 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Trudy, in Natter. There was context. It sacrificed itself to create a better world.
What I'd REALLY like to say to the rude men is, "Are they enormous or just incredibly delicate?" and just stare at their crotches until they sit up.
DXMachina - Oct 28, 2003 10:10:04 am PST #4730 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Cashmere, in Natter:
I try to send the leave-me-alone-I'm-reading-my-book vibe. DH got stuck next to a woman on our 9 hour flight to London who asked him if he had accepted Jesus as his personal savior. He replied, "I have, but I think my wife's been struggling with that decision." I nearly tossed him out of the emergency exit.
Trudy Booth - Oct 28, 2003 10:13:55 am PST #4731 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Shawn: Anyone got advice for what to do about an itchy turtleneck?
sarameg: Take it off and burn it.
erikaj - Oct 28, 2003 12:39:48 pm PST #4732 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Scrappy in Natter: People suck often, but are also fascinating and wonderful.
DXMachina - Oct 28, 2003 2:21:30 pm PST #4733 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Nilly, being silly in Natter
<Joins Suela iin jumping on desks (though it's entirely my fault)>
<Tries not to hit my keyboard while doing that>
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<misses>
Sean K - Oct 28, 2003 2:40:44 pm PST #4734 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Lyra Jane mocks some Buffistas' (including me) phobia, and cracks me up at the same time:
I refuse to be afraid of anything I can kill with a square of toilet paper.
Cindy - Oct 29, 2003 1:12:34 am PST #4735 of 10000
Nobody
From Bitches,
Nicole: Only have Dreyers No Sugar Added Vanilla in the freezer.
Not tempted in the least bit to eat any of it.
amyparker: Nicole, for the love of dog, why? Why is it there?
Nicole: Fuck if I know.
Sometimes I have illusions of eating healthy while I'm at the grocery store.
amyparker: Ice cream is good for you! It has . . . um . . . .
(Sean? Help me out here?)
Sean: Oh, um... well... it's got ice cream in it... I mean, it's 100% pure ice cream, right? What could be better for you than that?
It certainly sold me on the ice cream I had tonight.
DXMachina - Oct 29, 2003 4:36:04 am PST #4736 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Cindy and her daughter, in Bitches:
JULIA: Mommy, is that really for me.ME: No. It's not. It's mine. It came to me.
JULIA: Why do you get a tiara?
ME: Because I am the Queen.
JULIA: No. Really.
Later that same conversation:
JULIA: Can I have it when you die?ME: Sure.
JULIA: That's so exciting.
ME: Wouldn't you miss me if I died.
JULIA: I could look at a picture of you.