Shawn: Anyone got advice for what to do about an itchy turtleneck?
sarameg: Take it off and burn it.
She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.
Willow ,'Help'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Oct 28, 2003 10:13:55 am PST #4731 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
erikaj - Oct 28, 2003 12:39:48 pm PST #4732 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Scrappy in Natter: People suck often, but are also fascinating and wonderful.
DXMachina - Oct 28, 2003 2:21:30 pm PST #4733 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Nilly, being silly in Natter
<Joins Suela iin jumping on desks (though it's entirely my fault)>
<Tries not to hit my keyboard while doing that>
tgifiiieosefky
<misses>
Sean K - Oct 28, 2003 2:40:44 pm PST #4734 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Lyra Jane mocks some Buffistas' (including me) phobia, and cracks me up at the same time:
I refuse to be afraid of anything I can kill with a square of toilet paper.
Cindy - Oct 29, 2003 1:12:34 am PST #4735 of 10000
Nobody
From Bitches,
Nicole: Only have Dreyers No Sugar Added Vanilla in the freezer.
Not tempted in the least bit to eat any of it.
amyparker: Nicole, for the love of dog, why? Why is it there?
Nicole: Fuck if I know.
Sometimes I have illusions of eating healthy while I'm at the grocery store.
amyparker: Ice cream is good for you! It has . . . um . . . .
(Sean? Help me out here?)
Sean: Oh, um... well... it's got ice cream in it... I mean, it's 100% pure ice cream, right? What could be better for you than that?
It certainly sold me on the ice cream I had tonight.
DXMachina - Oct 29, 2003 4:36:04 am PST #4736 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Cindy and her daughter, in Bitches:
JULIA: Mommy, is that really for me.ME: No. It's not. It's mine. It came to me.
JULIA: Why do you get a tiara?
ME: Because I am the Queen.
JULIA: No. Really.
Later that same conversation:
JULIA: Can I have it when you die?ME: Sure.
JULIA: That's so exciting.
ME: Wouldn't you miss me if I died.
JULIA: I could look at a picture of you.
Nilly - Oct 29, 2003 4:42:50 am PST #4737 of 10000
Swouncing
Julia is Zoe! ("If you die, can I have your share?") t /Firefly natter
And now, COMMed Natter:
Jesse: Whitefont is funny. I saw this:
Watching 24 and FUCKING
and thought, "AND posting? Damn, now that's multi-tasking."
Trudy Booth - Oct 29, 2003 5:40:55 am PST #4738 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Astarte: That lamb should be sporting tassles in strategic spots.
Katie M - Oct 29, 2003 10:38:55 am PST #4739 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
JenP, describing the ST:TNG episode "Tin Man" (An entry in my continuing series, Why I Love Genre Fandom):
Giant Potato-Spaceship of Doom meets Tortured Betazoid Telepath of Crazy-Making Mad Skilz (think Earshot, near the end but before the cure). They live happily ever after.
Theodosia - Oct 29, 2003 11:18:46 am PST #4740 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Ginger:
My mother keeps trying to buy me a plot to be buried with my father (already in residence) and her and my sister. The idea of spending eternity next to my sister is appalling. She'll still be asking me how to hook up a VCR in the afterlife.