'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Natter:
Kat:
What does avocado leaf taste like?Allyson:
See? YOU don't know what it tastes like and you're going to try and feed it to ME!
ita:
It goes great with goat, Allyson. Never fear.
Kat:
It's AN HERB! In looking it up, I'm told it's slightly anisey. I wonder if I can trade it out with something I already have like bay leaf? I like black beans and bay....
Allyson:
Goat poop mango chutney with curdled milk sauce on pig's hooves with purreed cilantro popsicles, I bet.
From Bitches...
deb: Plei!
What do you like in your omelets?
Plei: Cheese and ham. Sometimes mushrooms.
Teppy: Me too, if you please.
Plei: Make that ham, cheese, and Teppy.
From Bitches,
The ever politically astute Jess PMoon: Given the choice between two left-wing candidates, I think I'm inclined to pick the one who actually mentions Brooklyn in their pitch.
Emily:
Addendum (yes, "full stop" is always only a figure of speech with me): Not dissin' yoga, Rio, the Baptistes, or Baptists. I'm not a hater, yo. But come on! Baptist yoga! Episcopalian yoga! Greek Orthodox yoga, where you have to do it mirror-image! Atheist yoga, where you snarl while doing it!
(Edit: All comments above made in jest, except for the bit about it being funny, which was kind of sincere. Atheists are not snarly. I give up.)
(No I don't. Agnostic yoga, where you're not sure whether they're having yoga tonight or not, but it can't hurt to show up anyway!)
erikaj in Natter: I was a complete snarly PITA as an atheist...I'm sure my giving that up convinced *others* of a Higher Power as well.
the deb and erika show.
debg: This post brought to you by spleen, bile and crankitude.
erikaj: I think I hung out with them in college...sounds like they haven't changed.Sorry to hear that.
From Bitches,
smonster: ...the last time I dated a guy, I was someone else completely, specifically immature.
Trudy: That helps a lot, actually...
Steph L: Why do the spammers think I'm a painkiller-addicted man with a tiny johnson?
billytea: Surprising how many businesses exist to cater to the John Wayne Bobbitt demographic.
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Jess PMoon: So, I have two spam messages waiting in my inbox. One is offering "Better Life Easily" and the other is offering "Better Life Immediately." Which to choose, which to choose?
ita: Jess, don't pick either of them. That smells suspiciously like a Greek myth.
And those don't seem to end that well.
Matt the Bruins Fan: Where exactly in these counterprotesters' Bibles does Jesus say "Go forth, and kick ass in the name of America!"?
Steph L: They bought the $1.99 Bible. It also has a character in it named "Skeeter."
Am-Chau, in Buffista Fic:
You know, it's one of the really wonderful things about fandom: you do/write/make something, step back, look at it, and think, "nobody else could possibly be as crazy as I am. I am all alone, I am the only one writing Gordo-centric fic, and I shall have to hand in my Human Race membership card". And then you show it to some folks, and you find out that not only have other people got there before you, they made a Yahoo Group for it.