Dammit! Nilly beats me to it!
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Nutty - Oct 21, 2003 5:47:58 am PDT #4669 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Trudy Booth - Oct 21, 2003 5:53:52 am PDT #4670 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cindy: Like I'm worried about a country whose water goes down the drain back-asswards.
billytea: Ooh, that's big talk from a country where you have to cross the border just to buy a full-flush toilet.
Theodosia - Oct 21, 2003 5:56:33 am PDT #4671 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Madrigal:
I tend not to give out the real first name because once people know, they can't un-know it, and then they end up using it. It's like giving someone a chainsaw in an unfinished furniture store.
Nilly - Oct 21, 2003 5:57:09 am PDT #4672 of 10000
Swouncing
Nuts in Natter:
Madrigal: It's "peh-Khan" - else the dessert ends up as "peekin' pie" which sounds like pie made from a pekinese.
Cindy: Or worse, it sounds like a can in which one urinates, because both syllables end up being stressed.
Cindy - Oct 21, 2003 6:48:45 am PDT #4673 of 10000
Nobody
Bitches be funny (I'm only in for the set-up)
Cindy: Which reminds me: WHAT IN HOLY HELL IS GOING ON WITH DB's HAIR?
Plei: The loaf is rising?
Jess PMoon: He lost a bet. With SATAN.
Sean K - Oct 21, 2003 7:38:43 am PDT #4674 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Yes. Yes they be.
beth discusses the last Tarzan. Trudy responds.
beth b - I don't remember any sniffing - but I was picking up the house while watching
Trudy Booth - You are incredibly strong.
billytea - Oct 21, 2003 7:52:13 am PDT #4675 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In Angel:
Juliana
Didn't ita make out with Carrot Top once?
ita
JESUS CHRIST NO!!!! A MILLION TIMES NEVER!!!!
I just saw him naked.
Trudy Booth - Oct 21, 2003 8:47:52 am PDT #4676 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
TCTITW strikes again:
Gudanov: Also this weekend, while singing 'Old McDonald had a Zoo' with my daughter, I discovered that Giraffes say "zerp, zerp" and Zebras say "zerpra, zerpra". Just in case anyone asks.
Beverly - Oct 21, 2003 1:55:51 pm PDT #4677 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
erika in Bitches about caseworkers:
I hate mine already. We talked for two minutes. Cause! she! Talks! Like! This! I wanted to say "Don't you have a client getting beaten somewhere? Let's use our grown-up voice on the phone. Cause we're not friends...we'll never be friends. We'll phone and fax and hate each other till we quiver, but we'll never be friends."
Theodosia - Oct 21, 2003 2:37:06 pm PDT #4678 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Susan W., on a Buffista-style pregnancy:
Thing is, all the tender moments you're supposed to cry over? So far I haven't. Apparently most women cry when they first hear the heartbeat. DH and I just looked at each other, and said in our best horror movie voices, "It's ALIVE! ALIIIIIVE!"