TCTITW strikes again:
Gudanov: Also this weekend, while singing 'Old McDonald had a Zoo' with my daughter, I discovered that Giraffes say "zerp, zerp" and Zebras say "zerpra, zerpra". Just in case anyone asks.
Jayne, you'll scare the women.
Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Oct 21, 2003 8:47:52 am PDT #4676 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Beverly - Oct 21, 2003 1:55:51 pm PDT #4677 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
erika in Bitches about caseworkers:
I hate mine already. We talked for two minutes. Cause! she! Talks! Like! This! I wanted to say "Don't you have a client getting beaten somewhere? Let's use our grown-up voice on the phone. Cause we're not friends...we'll never be friends. We'll phone and fax and hate each other till we quiver, but we'll never be friends."
Theodosia - Oct 21, 2003 2:37:06 pm PDT #4678 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Susan W., on a Buffista-style pregnancy:
Thing is, all the tender moments you're supposed to cry over? So far I haven't. Apparently most women cry when they first hear the heartbeat. DH and I just looked at each other, and said in our best horror movie voices, "It's ALIVE! ALIIIIIVE!"
Cindy - Oct 21, 2003 3:33:09 pm PDT #4679 of 10000
Nobody
In BBaBB...
Astarte: So, forgive me if this has already been discussed to death, but, well, Buffista...
billytea - Oct 21, 2003 3:58:00 pm PDT #4680 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In Natter:
Rio
HALLO FUCKAHOLIX
Sean
HI RIO
HI EVERYBODY, MY NAME IS SEAN, AND I'M A FUCKAHOLIC
EpicTangent - Oct 21, 2003 4:06:32 pm PDT #4681 of 10000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
context, shmontext:
Susan W.:Don't know about possum, but my dad claims there's good eatin' on a squirrel.
billytea: It'd have to be a big-ass squirrel.
What? Everyone knows the ass is the best part.
vw bug - Oct 21, 2003 4:33:53 pm PDT #4682 of 10000
Mostly lurking...
Nicole in Bitches, on her new job
It has come to my attention that the top two selling beers are Miller and Budweiser. Coors is currently #3.
As I would love a permanent position with Coors, I ask everyone to buy Coors instead of the other two until further notice.
I would - but I don't really like Coors. Grew up calling it Rocky Mountain Piss Water. (Don't tell my supervisor.)
Thanks!
Theodosia - Oct 22, 2003 2:32:44 am PDT #4683 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Daniel C. Jensen:
I've been told by reliable authority that Carrot Top can pass as a normal human being when he wishes.
In fact, since I was told this, it seems like they've been toning Carrot Top down in the commercials lately.
Unless maybe I'm getting used to being beaten in the head by a hammer.
Steph L. - Oct 22, 2003 5:43:51 am PDT #4684 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
erinaceous, my own personal goddess, in the Music thread:
Most coinage claims are bunk, anyway. My theory is that good words lurk in the oversoul and jump out into multiple hosts whenever they can.
Cindy - Oct 22, 2003 6:44:30 am PDT #4685 of 10000
Nobody
In Natter 17,
joe boucher: Truly inspired casting. Doubt I'll watch, but still.
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Tammy Faye Messner and Ron Jeremy are among the once and future stars sharing a Hollywood Hills mansion during the second season of the WB's "The Surreal Life."
The former televangelist's wife and the porn king will live in the house and act as hosts for 11 days. They'll have four other roommates: rapper Vanilla Ice, "CHiPs" actor Erik Estrada, former "Baywatch" actress Traci Bingham and "Real World: Las Vegas" cast member Trishelle. They'll also have a celebrity guest move in each week on the reality show, which began shooting Monday.
kat perez: How does a former Real World cast member even qualify as a washed up star? Give me Jo from The Facts of Life, or maybe Dee from that show with Rog and Rerun. Now those are some has-beens.