Madrigal:
I tend not to give out the real first name because once people know, they can't un-know it, and then they end up using it. It's like giving someone a chainsaw in an unfinished furniture store.
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Madrigal:
I tend not to give out the real first name because once people know, they can't un-know it, and then they end up using it. It's like giving someone a chainsaw in an unfinished furniture store.
Nuts in Natter:
Madrigal: It's "peh-Khan" - else the dessert ends up as "peekin' pie" which sounds like pie made from a pekinese.
Cindy: Or worse, it sounds like a can in which one urinates, because both syllables end up being stressed.
Bitches be funny (I'm only in for the set-up)
Cindy: Which reminds me: WHAT IN HOLY HELL IS GOING ON WITH DB's HAIR?
Plei: The loaf is rising?
Jess PMoon: He lost a bet. With SATAN.
Yes. Yes they be.
beth discusses the last Tarzan. Trudy responds.
beth b - I don't remember any sniffing - but I was picking up the house while watching
Trudy Booth - You are incredibly strong.
In Angel:
Juliana
Didn't ita make out with Carrot Top once?
ita
JESUS CHRIST NO!!!! A MILLION TIMES NEVER!!!!
I just saw him naked.
TCTITW strikes again:
Gudanov: Also this weekend, while singing 'Old McDonald had a Zoo' with my daughter, I discovered that Giraffes say "zerp, zerp" and Zebras say "zerpra, zerpra". Just in case anyone asks.
erika in Bitches about caseworkers:
I hate mine already. We talked for two minutes. Cause! she! Talks! Like! This! I wanted to say "Don't you have a client getting beaten somewhere? Let's use our grown-up voice on the phone. Cause we're not friends...we'll never be friends. We'll phone and fax and hate each other till we quiver, but we'll never be friends."
Susan W., on a Buffista-style pregnancy:
Thing is, all the tender moments you're supposed to cry over? So far I haven't. Apparently most women cry when they first hear the heartbeat. DH and I just looked at each other, and said in our best horror movie voices, "It's ALIVE! ALIIIIIVE!"
In BBaBB...
Astarte: So, forgive me if this has already been discussed to death, but, well, Buffista...
In Natter:
Rio
HALLO FUCKAHOLIX
Sean
HI RIO
HI EVERYBODY, MY NAME IS SEAN, AND I'M A FUCKAHOLIC