Bitches be funny (I'm only in for the set-up)
Cindy: Which reminds me: WHAT IN HOLY HELL IS GOING ON WITH DB's HAIR?
Plei: The loaf is rising?
Jess PMoon: He lost a bet. With SATAN.
Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.
Mal ,'Safe'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Cindy - Oct 21, 2003 6:48:45 am PDT #4673 of 10000
Nobody
Sean K - Oct 21, 2003 7:38:43 am PDT #4674 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Yes. Yes they be.
beth discusses the last Tarzan. Trudy responds.
beth b - I don't remember any sniffing - but I was picking up the house while watching
Trudy Booth - You are incredibly strong.
billytea - Oct 21, 2003 7:52:13 am PDT #4675 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In Angel:
Juliana
Didn't ita make out with Carrot Top once?
ita
JESUS CHRIST NO!!!! A MILLION TIMES NEVER!!!!
I just saw him naked.
Trudy Booth - Oct 21, 2003 8:47:52 am PDT #4676 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
TCTITW strikes again:
Gudanov: Also this weekend, while singing 'Old McDonald had a Zoo' with my daughter, I discovered that Giraffes say "zerp, zerp" and Zebras say "zerpra, zerpra". Just in case anyone asks.
Beverly - Oct 21, 2003 1:55:51 pm PDT #4677 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
erika in Bitches about caseworkers:
I hate mine already. We talked for two minutes. Cause! she! Talks! Like! This! I wanted to say "Don't you have a client getting beaten somewhere? Let's use our grown-up voice on the phone. Cause we're not friends...we'll never be friends. We'll phone and fax and hate each other till we quiver, but we'll never be friends."
Theodosia - Oct 21, 2003 2:37:06 pm PDT #4678 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Susan W., on a Buffista-style pregnancy:
Thing is, all the tender moments you're supposed to cry over? So far I haven't. Apparently most women cry when they first hear the heartbeat. DH and I just looked at each other, and said in our best horror movie voices, "It's ALIVE! ALIIIIIVE!"
Cindy - Oct 21, 2003 3:33:09 pm PDT #4679 of 10000
Nobody
In BBaBB...
Astarte: So, forgive me if this has already been discussed to death, but, well, Buffista...
billytea - Oct 21, 2003 3:58:00 pm PDT #4680 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In Natter:
Rio
HALLO FUCKAHOLIX
Sean
HI RIO
HI EVERYBODY, MY NAME IS SEAN, AND I'M A FUCKAHOLIC
EpicTangent - Oct 21, 2003 4:06:32 pm PDT #4681 of 10000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
context, shmontext:
Susan W.:Don't know about possum, but my dad claims there's good eatin' on a squirrel.
billytea: It'd have to be a big-ass squirrel.
What? Everyone knows the ass is the best part.
vw bug - Oct 21, 2003 4:33:53 pm PDT #4682 of 10000
Mostly lurking...
Nicole in Bitches, on her new job
It has come to my attention that the top two selling beers are Miller and Budweiser. Coors is currently #3.
As I would love a permanent position with Coors, I ask everyone to buy Coors instead of the other two until further notice.
I would - but I don't really like Coors. Grew up calling it Rocky Mountain Piss Water. (Don't tell my supervisor.)
Thanks!